SAA New Members - Welcome Aboard
Welcome
Aboard
The following new members signed on with the SAA in
September;
CMDR Doug Bews RAN (Rtd). Williamstown, VIC 3016. Served
in HMS Rorqual, HMS Onslaught and HMAS Oxley. Rejoined
SAA.
ex SBLT/LSEWASM Paul Gapes. Partner Amanda, Rochedale South, QLD
4123. Served in HMAS Farncomb, HMAS Waller and HMAS Dechaineux
Join the SAA. Remember, the more Members the more the policy
makers in Canberra listen, there is strength in numbers. Details
on SAA Membership are provided on the
Application Form.
Birthdays
The following old tarts survived another year and
have had, or are having, a Birthday.
|
 Libra
September 22nd - October 21st: You are
the artistic type and have a difficult time with
reality. If you are male you are probably gay.
Most sluts are Libra. There is a good chance that most
Tiffies were Librans. Chances for meaningful employment and
monetary gain are nil.
Virgo
October 23rd November 21st
Virgos are the worst
of the lot, they are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. They rise to the pinnacle of success in their
industry by breaking every rule possible and ignoring
ethics. Most think you are a real bastard, and the
majority are never wrong.
Why isn't
my Birthday here? I hear this often, the answer is
simple, I either don't like you or I rely on Plaxo to
help me manage the almost 1300 people in Up Periscope's
mailing list and you are not using it. So if you
want to be listed, fill in your details on Plaxo next
time I send an update request. |
October Birthdays 1st: Peter Clark
2nd: Bob Carter, Sam Brennan
3rd: Hazel O'Brien, Mal McQueen, Perry Holland & Perry Welsh
4th: Dave Gladman & Philip Roberts
5th: John Parton & Jenny Deeks
6th: Jock Howes & Stuart Grant
7th: Jeff Stein
8th: Ben Bundy & Ron Baker
9th: John O'Neill, Bunny Wilkinson, Gordon Hawick, Ray Jamieson, Jamie
Robinson, Paul cripps & John Beekman
10th: Bob Wilson
11th: Gus Gillis, Frank King & Graeme Klepzig
12th: Andrew Brewer
13th: Terry Young & Warren
Goodall 14th: Chris Gay, Colin Ware, Darryl Dick, Darryl Rodgers, Sean O'Dwyer &
Stuart Munro
15th: Bill O'Brien, Peter Donovan & Neil Wallace
16th: Peter Wiskar & David Irvine
17th: Will Stein
18th: Colin Willey
19th: Ray Arthurs & Paul Tolson
20th: Rod Spackman
21st: Campbell Conn & Robert Macdonald
22nd: Allan Dangerfield, Lionel Graham & Trevor Angel
23rd: Trevor Wilson
24th: Ian Appleby, Barry Robertson & Ken Chilvers
26th: Frog Warton & Robin Thurston
27th: Andrew Wilkinson, Mike Shepherd, Shaun Haggerty & Ross Milton
29th: Peter Donzow, Luke Heywood & Kevan Calvert
30th: Ken Mills, John Tait & Darryl Kemp
Birthday Calculator.
After you've finished reading the info, click again, and
see what the moon looked like the night you were born.

Sick Bay
There are many of our mates that have been, or are, suffering from a
range of medical problems and I know that the thoughts of the submarine
community go out to them and their families during these trying times.
|
Dave Holland |
Jim Redwood
- subdural hematoma |
Trevor
Lewis - dementia |
Bob
Bobilak
- asbestosis. |
|
Graeme
Porzucek - asbestosis |
Malcolm Campbell - dementia |
Mike Barnes - prostate cancer |
Eric Armstrong - cancer |
|
Merv
Kidd - asbestosis |
John 'Tid' Curry - cancer |
Ken Mills - brain tumor |
And to all those with PTSD |
ETERNAL PATROL - CPOEWASM GEOFF
'KNOCKER' WHITE
Geoff “Knocker” White died at noon yesterday in the
company of family and friends in the Hollywood
Hospital in Perth,. He has been battling cancer over the last 5-6 years.
Knocker is an ex CPOEWASM and paid-off in the early 2000s after 21 years
service.
He will be missed by his wife Kylea
and mates. If anyone wants to pass on anything to his family, they can
do so through Bob Apps - email:
bob.apps@bigpond.com or mobile: 0419959398
Unfortunately Geoff was not a SAA
Member and the Executive have just been made aware that he lived in
Perth. Details of his funeral arrangements will be advised when known.
Note: There has been some
confusion over the correct Knocker White. It was NOT the UCSM.
Jim Redwood
Geoff Burns reports that Jim Redwood’s funeral in Wagga Wagga was
well attended; there were about a dozen submariners’ there. He said
"Anne held up very well and was supported by
friends and relatives. Jims sons and daughters were there. The service
was nondenominational and John Smithies acted as MC he gave a welcome to
all those there and spoke of his relationship with Jim. Ian Taber read
the eulogy which was written by VADM Ian MacDougall AC AFCS RAN
(Retired). Ian couldn’t make it due to illness."
Andrew Galley (ACT Pres) who was a very good friend of
Jim gave an address in which he spoke of Jim as a type of surrogate
father and mentor and how Jim was Godfather to Andy’s boys. John
Smithies gave a blessing and Jim took his last dive in perfect trim to
the sounds of Roger Whittaker’s the Last Farewell
After the funeral everyone gathered at the Wagga RSL were Anne had
organised smally eats and refreshments. Everyone stood around spinning
dits and eating and drinking and we had a tot and drank toasted Jim.
Shaun Haggerty
Mrs Gaye Haggerty is bringing Shaun's ashes over to the West to have his
Ashes spread from the casing of HMAS Farncomb while alongside at FBW, on
Sat 31 Oct at 1000. Snr Chap Duncan Besci will conduct a short Service.
The Service will be
followed by a get-together (venue to be confirmed, either WO/SS Mess, or
Navy Club); anybody interested in attending and doesn't have access to
FBW, please contact
Buster Keating (08 9527 7963) who will produce a list of attendees,
for the Causeway Gate security staff (an idea of numbers would be handy
for catering).

Thursday, 29th October 2009
No Log this Sunday, I have made an Executive decision
and headed bush with the dogs for a week or so. Please hold any non
essential email till next week.
The Chief Stoker.
Sunday, 25th October 2009
Today's log is not the greatest, I almost had it
completed and went and had dinner. Came back and it was gone, it
seems I deleted instead of saved. Must be the medication, my memory is
not too good and I am getting tired and have tio have lots of nananaps.
Bugger....
My next operation has been moved to 16th November as I
could not get another MRI till then. I am OK with this as I want to lay
some more lawn and do a few things before I lose the use of my arm
again.
I have an aunt in her 70's coming to look after me and
the animals, but not sure who will be looking after who? I have
told her that she is not to go into the pool nude, it may excite the
neighbours.
My last chicken has gone and I am convinced that a
python has been visiting the hen house at night, no sign of any dingo,
fox dog or other animal getting in. I am building a high security
pen for the next lot.
It has been a busy week, I prepared the ground and laid
another 30 metres of lawn with the help of a few neighbours (and Niggs
of course) and the front yard is looking good, best looking house in
Bauple.
I bought a boat early this year and it hit the water
once when my brother visited and I am going to clean it and put it in
the neighbours garage, a waste of money and I should get rid of it, but
it belonged to my uncle and so I had better keep it as he tried to talk
me out of buying it. I get in and give the engine a run every now
and then and pretend I am at sea. It reminds me of the time when,
as an ME2 at Penguin, while waiting to go to UK for boats, I started the
engine of a workboat that was on the jetty for maintenance. Only problem
was that I had never been in one before and did not know how to stop it.
By the time I ran back to the workshop for help and back (the jetty is verrrry long and my legs are verrrry small) the engine had seized.
Lucky we flew out that week.....
I have been a bit down in the dumps lately so I decided
to go into Gympie for a night out. I ended up with an older woman, she
looked OK for a 71 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I
found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother
and daughter threesome,' she said.
I lied, 'No,' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that
tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted
upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
Time to go, very tired as I had a bad night last night.
Once again, I must thank you all for the email, cards and calls that I
continue to get, it shows that submariners do care. And I was
surprised at the number that were moved by rod Baker's email, most of
you didn't know he had a heart!
New South Wales Branch News
Members of the submarine community are reminded that a BBQ will be held on Sunday 8
November 2009 on Spectacle Island and you are all urged to attend. The boat will run from 1000 to 1200
from under the west side of the Iron Cove Bridge. It is suggested that
all those who plan to attend find alternative parking as the area near
the wharf has now been taken over to build a new bridge road way. Please
advise your attendance to Geoff Anderson or Ken Norris. The November
Meeting of the NSW SAA will be held that day in the Senior/Junior
sailors bar (it was moved from Platypus) on the Island
instead of 1st November as previously advised.
The following are upcoming Association events, full
details of future SAA Events are available in the Events page at
www.submarinesaustralia.com.
| Date & Time |
State |
Event |
Remarks |
|
1st November 2009 1100 |
WA |
Memorial Service |
RN Submarines Association Service at
Memorial Park, Fremantle |
|
1st November 2009 1130 |
NSW |
General Meeting |
CANCELLED - SEE 8th November entry |
|
4th November 2009 1100 |
WA |
Executive Meeting |
ANZAC Club. Contact
Paul Meakin for details. |
|
8th November 2009
|
NSW |
General meeting and BBQ
|
Spectacle Island. Please advise your attendance to Geoff
Anderson or Ken Norris. |
|
8th November 2009 1030 |
WA |
Remembrance Day |
HMAS Ovens at WAMM Contact
Paul Meakin for details. |
|
11th November 2009 1100 |
WA |
Remembrance Day |
Kings Park. Contact
Paul Meakin for details. |
Missing.............
If your name appears below (or if you are in touch with someone who is)
it is because we have an outdated email address. Please send email
with new address so that our records can be updated.
| Alex Seizovic |
Paul Gardiner |
Kevin O'Hara |
Trevor Lee-Conway |
Wayne Lloyd |
Snow Ross |
| Pedro Pederson |
Ian MacKenzie |
Bernard Sullivan |
Karl Overing |
Paul Summers |
Manuel Marquez |
| Alf Kennedy |
Fred Hooper |
Geoff Callaghan |
Jon & Carol Jankowski |
Robert Jones |
|
Around the Traps
Ex LSETSM
Brett Trafford of Tasmania was looking for contact details for Peter
"Dutchie" Van Brink (ex ROSM) - and Paul "Apples" Appleby (stoker who
may have changed over to medic?) Brett said that they O Boat shipmates
in the early 90s - any help will be greatly appreciated.
Peter Reid wrote "I notice that in the Eternal
Patrol section of Up Periscope POETP D Kakoske is listed. I knew PORSSM
DW Kakoschke, (Dennis) from the Otway where he was the RS. I can't
recall when he passed away except that it was a long time ago. I am
wondering if this is an error?" Can anyone shed some light
on this, if so please
let me know.
Captain
Nikolay A. Teplyakov (Captain Nick) sent me this recent photo of him on
K-114 , a Delta IV class of submarine entered service in 1985-1991. The
Russian Navy website notes that a total of 7 ships of this class were
built, of which one (K-64 Vladimir) has been converted into a
special-forces submarine. Submarines of this class carry the D-16RM
missile system with 16 R-29RM (SS-N-23) missiles. The current plans call
for keeping six 667BDRM submarines in service, so the submarines are
undergoing overhaul during which they are equipped with new missiles.
Launch tests of the new version of the R-29RM missile, also known as
Sineva, were completed in June 2004 and it was accepted for service in
July 2007. Four submarines of this class - K-51 Verkhoturie, K-84
Ekaterinburg, K-114 Tula, and K-117 Bryansk - have completed overhaul.
Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got
in common?
A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you
get a dodgy one!
Max "Bryant writes "As we are
coming in to Melbourne Cup Carnival time we have decided to run a silent
action for an "Artist Proof" print of the Sir Tristram Dynasty, details
are enclosed. You may have some punters out there in the SAA that may
like to put a bid in on this great collectors item. The beautifully
framed print is approximately 1100 x 720 and we can send anywhere. There
is a
form enclosed which has all the details
and can be emailed back to me before the end of the Melbourne Cup
Carnival." You have to be in it to win it!!!
Anatol Dangel asks "I wonder if
you know where I can get a kit to build a "O" class submarine ? I can
get U.S.A and Russian submarines but not Australian ones." Can
anyone help, if so
let me know.
I was confused when Fred Butcher's email sent to his work address
bounced so tried his home. He responded "I took a redundancy
package in June when they were on offer. Can't seem to find enough hours
in the day however the nice thing is it really doesn't matter now if I
don't there is always the next day or the next!!. You wouldn't know it
but the weather in Adelaide since June has been miserable cold and wet
well that is my excuse to Michele about not getting things done around
the yard. We just got back from a weekend in the Barossa saw John
Farnham in concert and bumped into Bob Walker (Blue Doggy) at the
concert he said he was travelling OK also managed to fill the boot with
a few cases as the cellar was rapidly being depleted."
Paddy calls Qantas to book a flight. The operator asks
"How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I
don't know! It’s your bloody plane!"
Naval Engineering Reunion - Canberra
All serving, retired and civilian members of the Naval Engineering
Branches are cordially invited to attend the Naval Engineering Reunion
to be held on Friday 13th November 2009.
For further information contact:
Glenn Murch - 02.62611675 (business hours)
or send an email to glenn.murch@dfat.gov.au
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a
disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
HEALTH MATTERS
IMPROVED DEATH AND INVALIDITY
BENEFITS FOR MEMBERS OF THE MILITARY SUPERANNUATION AND BENEFITS SCHEME
Greg Combet, Minister for Defence Personnel, Materiel and
Science, announced today that the Rudd Government will improve death and
invalidity benefits for members of the Military Superannuation and
Benefits Scheme (MSBS).
Mr Combet announced that the Rudd Government has decided that, backdated
from 1 July 2007, benefits for death and invalidity payments will be
calculated in line with recent changes to the compulsory retirement age
for ADF members.
"For those eligible, this decision will result in an average increase in
death or invalidity payments for eligible persons of approximately 20
per cent, depending on their circumstances," Mr Combet said.
The previous Government changed the compulsory retirement age for the
majority of ADF members from age 55 to age 60 from 1 July 2007. That
change was not intended to impact on the Superannuation benefits of ADF
members and no funding for any such changes was provided at that time.
The policy decision taken by the Rudd Government makes this intention
clear and funds this decision.
"Benefit payments paid after 1 July 2007 that may have eligibility will
be reviewed as a matter of priority and, where necessary, adjustments
will be made," Mr Combet said.
"Affected parties will be advised of any change in benefits as soon as
the review has been completed and any increased benefit amount will be
paid with interest.
I am also pleased that increasing prospective service to calculate death
or invalidity benefits for the Military Superannuation Benefits scheme
results in a positive outcome for ADF members and their families,
especially in their time of need," Mr Combet said.
Mr Combet said that death and invalidity benefits for members of the
Defence Force Retirement and Death Benefits Scheme are not affected
because benefits in this scheme are based on a percentage of salary and
not linked to age.
VETERANS’ NEEDS SHAPE REVIEW OF
ADVOCACY SERVICES
Minister for Veterans’ Affairs Alan Griffin today provided an update on
the review of Government-funded veteran advocacy and welfare services.
Mr Griffin said an ageing population of veterans and war widows, and an
increasing number of younger ex-service members and their families meant
that support delivery may need adjusting.
“Advocacy and welfare services need to be responsive to the different
service experiences and needs of the ex-service community, both young
and old,” Mr Griffin said.
“Ex-service organisations (ESO) provide many of these services, however,
we see less younger veterans joining these organisations and they may
not have access to their entitled support.
“Also of concern is that ESOs are supporting an ageing veteran community
with complex welfare needs, relying on a similarly ageing volunteer
force to do so.”
The Department of Veterans’ Affairs is undertaking the Review which will
examine the Building Excellence in Support and Training (BEST) program,
Training and Information Program (TIP) and Veteran and Community Grants
Program — looking broadly at the interdependencies and interactions
between the three programs.
“Over the past few weeks, my Department has conducted focus groups with
key stakeholders, and invited ESO leaders and BEST grant applicants from
across Australia to make submissions to the Review process,” Mr Griffin
said.
“Individual members of the veteran community can contribute their views
through online submissions or by writing directly to the Review Team.”
Mr Griffin said the Review will also consider recommendations in
Professor Dunt’s suicide report regarding advocacy arrangements for the
veteran community.
“The Review will help inform further improvements to advocacy and
welfare support to the ex-service community,” he said.
For more information about the Review, including the Terms of Reference
and to make a submission, visit www.dva.gov.au/grants.
I'm
sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices
on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book,
this one should get the prize . . .
My Chinese doctor e-mailed back: 'If the light stays on
for more than 4 hours, call your "erectrician." '
DEFENCE NEWS
Submarine maintenance recovery
Australian submarine and shipbuilding company, ASC, confirmed today that
it is on track to meet the Government’s requirements for the Collins
Class submarines. Under a shake-up commenced in May with the departure
of the previous CEO, ASC has responded to the need to improve submarine
availability and reduce the cost of maintenance. Acting Managing
Director and Chief Executive Officer Graeme Bulmer acknowledged the
Government’s concerns and said that the company was acting decisively to
address the issues.
“ASC has made a number of substantial changes to the submarine business
to improve the level of submarine availability and reduce the cost of
maintenance,” he said. “We are working cl osely
with the Government to implement world’s best maintenance and efficiency
practices to ensure that the warfighter’s needs are being met. “Our
expectation, and that of our customer, is that we will meet the
Government’s requirements and we are certainly doing everything possible
within a resource constrained environment to achieve this.”
The unique Collins Class submarines, which were designed in the 1980s
and much of the equipment purchased over 20 years ago, are Australia’s
most complex weapons system with over 1.5 million parts. The submarines
are now entering the second half of their service lives with the oldest
submarine now more than 15 years old.
The company is negotiating a new long-term performance-based submarine
maintenance contract with the Government which will focus on submarine
safety, availability, reliability and reducing the cost of maintenance.
Mr Bulmer said that comments about ASC’s performance did not reflect the
current situation as 2009 has been a year of significant change and
refocus for the company in addressing performance concerns. “Our staff
have responded to the challenge and are now making great strides to
address the Government’s needs.”
ASC will complete its $120m purpose-built shipyard on schedule this year
and commences construction on the three Air Warfare Destroyers as
planned in 2009. The appointment of a permanent Managing Director and
Chief Executive Officer is expected to be announced shortly.
Sub's wartime grave discovered
By James Landale - BBC News.
The wreck of a British naval submarine lost for more than 90 years has
been found in the Baltic Sea off the coast of Estonia. HMS E18 - with
its complement of three officers and 28 ratings - went out on patrol in
May 1916 and was never seen again.
The submarine was one of a handful sent to the Baltic during World War I
by Winston Churchill, the First Lord of the Admiralty, to disrupt German
shipments of iron ore from Sweden and support the Russian navy.
E18 left its base in the Russian port of Reval - now Tallinn, the
capital of Estonia - on the evening of 25 May 1916 and headed west. The
following day she was reported to have engaged and torpedoed a German
ship. A few days later, possibly 2 June, she is believed to have
struck a German mine and sunk with all hands.
The submarine was found last weekend close to the Estonian island of
Hiiumaa by a Swedish marine survey company, MMT.
Colson, Halahan and Landale on bridge. They were guided by
information provided by an Australian descendant of one of the crew,
Darren Brown - an airline engineer from Melbourne - who has spent years
researching the submarine's history. His great-grandfather,
Signalman Albert Robinson survived the loss of E18 because he fell ill
with appendicitis shortly before its last patrol and was confined to his
bed.
The Swedish survey vessel, the MV Triad, deployed a remote-operated
vehicle and obtained the first pictures showing the 181ft (55m)-long
submarine in remarkably good condition. The Baltic water is cold,
brackish and anoxic which means wrecks suffer less rust and degradation
than in other seas.
There are also fewer potentially damaging ocean currents.
Photographs from the seabed show the submarine with its hatch open,
suggesting that it was sailing on the surface when it hit the mine.
David Hill, an expert in E-class submarines who has examined the images,
said: "Without a shadow of doubt they do show an E-class submarine and
certain details indicate that it is probably E18."
The E-class boats were considered to be Britain's most successful
submarines during World War I. E18's sister ship, E19, once sank
four German transport ships on one day in October 1915.
These were the submarines that flew the Jolly Roger after successful
combat operations to cock a snook at the snobbish, surface-based
admirals who looked down on their submerged colleagues. Such was the
success of the eight submarines in the Baltic that it was here the
Germans developed the convoy system to protect their shipping.
E18 carried five torpedo tubes and a 12lb gun on deck. It had a top
surface speed of 15 knots, submerged it could make 10 knots. With its
four diesel and electric engines and its twin screws, it had a surface
range of about 3,000 nautical miles; submerged it could cover more than
60 nautical miles.
But the Baltic was a dangerous place for submarines. Not only is its
entrance between Denmark and Sweden extremely narrow, but the sea itself
is shallow, providing few deep hiding places. Rarely did E18 reach its
diving limits of about 200 ft.
E18 was the only E-class submarine lost on active service in the Baltic;
the rest were scuttled by the Navy off Helsinki in April 1918 to avoid
capture by advancing German forces. Of the 57 E-class submarines that
were built during World War I, 26 were lost.
Conditions on board the E-class submarines were pretty basic and
extremely cramped. There was just one bunk which the three officers
shared; the ratings slept where they could. The heads - or toilets
- were more often than not a bucket. The weather in the Baltic was also
extremely cold, with much of the submarine's superstructure freezing
over the moment it surfaced.
E18, which was launched in early 1915, was once bombed by a Zeppelin
airship after its captain, Lt Cdr Robert Halahan, surfaced so he could
go to the loo on deck rather than in the cramped conditions down below.
As such, he was literally caught with his pants down.
Shortly before E18's last patrol, Lt Cdr Halahan was told by a fortune
teller that his life was "in grave danger". So he asked the local
Vice-Consul's wife if she could inform his own wife of his death - if
E18 was lost - before the official Admiralty telegram reached his home.
The story of E18's ill-fated voyage is to be retold in a documentary,
Churchill's Lost Submarine, made by Mallinson Sadler Productions and
Deep Sea Productions.
Boof come on before Niggs notices us gone, it's walk time.............
Sunday, 18th October 2009
Again I must thank you all for the concern shown by so
many about my health issues and I have to apologise for not being more
open about my problem, I did not mean to be vague. A lot of you
have blasted me for that. I have soft tissue sarcoma, a cancer
that begins in the muscle, fat, fibrous tissue, blood vessels, or other
supporting tissue of the body. Mine has involved itself with the
muscle and nerves in my left arm.
The initial biopsy report indicated a low grade cancer
but my specialist was skeptical of the diagnosis and after removing the
growth sent it away again. It turned out that he was correct and
this led to further tests that identified it as an aggressive cancer
that requires another operation and radiation treatment. This is
scheduled for two weeks time, he is giving the wound time to heal and
settle down before he goes in again. this time he will need to
remove more 'tissue' and there is a potential that, because of its
proximity to nerves and muscle, I may lose some functionality in my arm,
but that is better than the alternative. Lucky it is my left arm,
and not my pleasure arm!!!!
I have another cancer that has been found, I am one stone lighter as a result.
Only need one anyway so no big
problem there. Not often you can lose a stone overnight!!!
The contact that I have appreciated most has been from
those that have gone through, or are going through, a fight with cancer.
Some of these you know about, others you don't. They have helped
me put it all into perspective and my thanks to you all. One that has
been living with cancer for years is Rodney 'Two Combs' Baker OAM
who wrote:
"Following
our short conversation (I can’t talk too long with a Stoker – I fall
asleep) I need to wish you all the best and to tell you to tell the
community a little more – we are all concerned.
Cancer in any form is not a sentence. I recall lying in hospital during
my first dose of chemotherapy feeling sorry for myself, and feeling ‘why
me?’ It was about 0330 and I could not sleep (yeah – I know, no POLTO
jokes please) so I went for a walk down the Oncology Ward and came
across two very young children (about 7 -8) who were under treatment.
They had obviously been under treatment for some time as they were very
underweight and bald. They we sitting up in bed talking to each other –
no doubt finding it difficult to sleep too. I asked how they were and
they replied “No problem – we’re OK”. I stopped and talked with them for
a while and I was so impressed with their attitude and maturity for such
a tender age.
I walked back to my bed and was embarrassed by my stupid attitude. Here
I was 50+ years old and had such a wonderful life thus far with all fond
memories of my life in and out of the Navy and all the friends I had
made and with all the experiences life has to offer. And down the
corridor were two young boys bravely trying to get over the fact that
they too were suffering with Leukemia and still had their life ahead of
them.
I have since learned that both boys died about 12 months later.
I have never complained since."
Rod will probably kill me for exposing his soft side, but we have all
known for years that Rod is soft. Thanks mate!
Bottom line, I am positive of a good outcome so you are
going to have to put up with me for a few more years yet, only the good
die young.
Now to my real medical problem, the puncture wounds that
I have on both hands, bloody painful and making typing with my two
fingers very hard. Being a good Samaritan I went to the aid of a
small parrot that seemed to be in difficulty. He let me pick him
up no problem, but then he carried on like a greenie when woken to go on
watch, scary. He bit into my finger which immediately started to
bleed, and would not let go. I prised him off with my other hand
so he changed tactics, and finger.... now firmly attached to one on the
other hand. My screaming attracted Niggs and a nosey neighbour.
Niggs was jumping up on me while the bird continued to munch away on
whatever he could reach, of course he was jumping on my sore arm, sod's
law. Now why didn't I just release him, as suggested by my bloody
neighbour? Because the bastard was not letting go under any
circumstance and by now I looked as if I had been attacked with an axe.
I finally got hold of the little bastard's head in one hand (oh how I
was tempted), its body in another and soon had it in a cage. After
cleaning myself up I took it to a local WIRES volunteer who looked at
it, said it was OK, I had only scared it, and let it go.......... It had
better not come back!
Becoming a
cranky old man works? On Monday I received a call from the shop
that pissed me off over my intended purchase of a washing machine.
Apparently the owner was following up on why I cancelled my order and he
apologised when I told him my story and offered a 10% AND free delivery
and installation. I accepted the offer and now have a front end loader
that only uses 60 litres a was, half of what my other one did.
This is important when you are on tank water, you have to get the
priorities right - wash your clothes or fill the pool. The pool
wins every time, it is amazing how long you can wear the same clothes
for.
My pool is reasonably secluded and I have been known to
sunbake by the pool without my speedos, small doses of sun are good for
you. On Wednesday I was sprung by three ladies from the QCWA
(their meeting room is opposite my place) who had dropped in to see if I
needed any help, they had heard that I was having a few problems. They
didn't bat an eyelid as I scrambled for my speedos. Not sure if I
was embarrassed because they sprung me or because I underwhelmed them.
They have offered to assist with cleaning the house until I gain full
use of my arm. I thanked them but declined, I am not useless yet.
However, this demonstrates the community that I live in, I have had
several 'strangers' drop in and offer to do things for me. Never happens
in the big city.
I am now the proud dad to three one chickens.
The two bantams disappeared on Wednesday and I think that they may have
been taken by birds of prey. Niggs is innocent, no sign of entry
into their pen.
Till next week, I'm thinking of you........
SAA NEWS
One of the benefits of SAA membership is the
ability for the family of Members to access the SAA Welfare Fund
in times of need. Tim Everard, the Fund's Treasurer
reports "We started this year with $49037.52 in the fund and we
have received donations etc of $4444.86. We have assisted
members to the tune of $5500.00, so we are down about 10% for
the year to date. Treasurers' always like to see money in rather
than out and donations, our only source of revenue, are always
welcome.
The Welfare Fund has existed for more than thirty
years and is designed to assist submariners or their families in
financial difficulties. It is quite a strong fund at present, but a
stronger membership of the association will make it stronger in the long
term. Support from the SAA Welfare fund is only available to financial
SAA members as specified in the SAA Constitution.
The demand on the Fund can only increase as we age
and all submariners are requested to either give a small annual donation
to the fund, or, make a small consideration in your Will. The
address for donations is: Tim Everard, 2/2A Cambridge Street, Cammeray
NSW 2062.
Norm Williams
National Secretary Submarines Association Australia
Queensland Branch Members
had a great weekend at Bundaberg General Meeting. They
also gathered and paid tribute to fallen comrades at the
XE Craft Memorial at Burnett Heads. For details of the weekend,
please visit the
Events & Meetings page of the SAA Queensland Inc. website.
Western
Australia Branch Paul Meakin reminds WA Members that a
Certificate of Patronage has been obtained for presentation to Bob
Trotter and a General Meeting will be held for this main purpose at the
Swan Yacht Club on Sunday 25th Oct at 1100. Maximum attendance is
requested.
South Australian Branch
The SA branch of the association held
their mid year luncheon get together at the Mt Osmond Golf Club
on Sunday 30th August 2009. Members and partners in attendance
once again had an enjoyable meal and relaxing afternoon spinning
the warries and stirring up those of us still working for a
living.
A noticeable absentee from our mix was our
Vice President John (Tid) Currie. After ringing the President on
the Friday before the luncheon to say he was feeling a bit off
colour and would be a no show on Sunday, Tid admitted himself
into hospital, and in his words, for a Mid Cycle Docking,
because the Stbd Sluice Vv (Kidney) and Ben the Ballast Pump
(Heart-Chest pains) were not at full capacity. Best wishes are
extended from the members and anyone wanting to pass on their
regards or pop in for a visit, Tid is in the Modbury Hospital
SA.
No events have been scheduled for the near
future thus far, but the Exec Committee plans to meet shortly.
Branch Secretary
Allen 'Connie' Francis
Around the Traps
ETERNAL PATROL - WOCOXNSM JIM REDWOOD
It is with regret
that the Association announces the death of Life Member James (Jim)
Albert Redwood from the effects of a subdural hematoma on Tuesday, 13
October 2009. Jim's funeral has been arranged for Wednesday 21
October 2009 at 12 noon at Wagga Wagga Crematorium. The address
is: Brunskill Road, Lake Albert
Jim was one of the first sailors from the RAN to volunteer for
submarines and went to England in 1963 to undertake the original courses
at the submarine school based at HMS Dolphin. On completion Jim was
drafted to HMS/m Tiptoe in January 1964 to complete his Part Three
Training, he left this boat in April of the same year.
His next submarine was HMS Truncheon which he joined in the latter part
of April and continued to serve in this boat until June 1965.
Jim's next position was as a SETT instructor at the Tank at HMS Dolphin,
this position he took up after leaving Truncheon and served there until
May 1966.
Later in May, Jim now a Chief Petty Officer Coxswain left Dolphin and
travelled up to Greenock in Scotland to join as the Commissioning
Coxswain of HMAS Oxley and brought the submarine on its delivery voyage
to the newly formed squadron at HMAS Platypus, Jim held the position of
Coxswain until April 1969.
In April 1969 Jim returned to England and was the SETT instructor at HMS
Dolphin until March 1972, he then returned to HMAS Platypus where he
took up the position of Escape Coxswain on the base until March 1974.
With promotion to Warrant Officer in March, Jim took up the position of
Regulating Coxswain of HMAS Platypus the position he upheld until
February 1978
Jim was one of several submariners whose service was recognized with the
presentation of the Queen's Silver Jubilee Medal.
Jim left the Navy as a Warrant Officer Coxswain and moved to Western
Australia were he took up a position with the Western Australian Fire
Brigade
Jim joined the Association in July 1990, he with several other
submariners in the West were integrators for forming a Branch of the SAA
in that state (circa August 1990). Jim was voted into the executive
position of Secretary Treasurer, which he held until December 1991 when
he stood down from the Branch executive and resigned from the fire
brigade and moved to Albany where he and his wife Anne purchased a supermarket and ran it, a case of
"once a grocer always a grocer".
Jim and Anne decided to move back to the east coast and settle in
Holbrook, NSW. With the purchase of the fin and casing from the
decommissioned HMAS Otway, Jim and Anne were very much involved in
forming the memorial and museum in Holbrook.
As a former submarine coxswain, Jim used his medical knowledge and
undertook the DVA advocate courses so as to help members in the southern
part of NSW and northern Victoria with their DVA claims.
At the AGM held in Melbourne, sponsored by the Victorian Branch in June
2005, Jim was made a Life Member in recognition for his contribution to
the SAA which included the formation of the WA Branch, the promotion of
Association through his participation with the Otway relics and its
adjoining museum and as a Pension and Welfare Officer.
Compiled by Peter Smith,
SAA Historian
Bob Hibberd
Marie Hibberd sent this moving report on Bob's funeral in the UK
"It went off OK as things go. We had my family and some of my/our
friends there we all got together after the Service and met up in a
local hotel. We shared laughs and sorrow about Bob. We all had a drink
to his memory. Some came from down South and some from the midlands, my
family came from up north too. Every one remembered him with loving and
fond memories. I went to se him a few times in the chapel of rest,
he looked peaceful, I cannot grasp he is gone. I will always love him
and he will always be in my thoughts. We only had 5 and half years
together but I have lots of memories and thoughts of things we did
together, both here and in Australia."
Tid
Currie is having a few problems at the
moment "Things have been happening down here, but not strictly
in the manner that would be preferable. As per the routine set
by the Oncologist, I had my first 'dose' of Chemo last
Wednesday, 2nd September and was sent on my way rejoicing.
Things were not too bad during the night with just enough pain
to make it a little uncomfortable, but I was to find out what
pain meant when at 6.00 AM Thursday morning the *Ballast Pump
fell over*, mega pain above heart and down left arm. Of course I
thought it was more side effects from Chemo so started troffing
pain killers in the hope of it going away. Anne finally had her
way and at about 0800 rang the Oncologist who said to get to
hospital straight away. I was taken by Ambo to RAH and later
Thursday morning I was the happy recipient of a STENT in the
Left Coronary Artery which had been completely blocked. Home
again now recovering from that with enough drugs to fill Santa's
Toy Bag, Oncologist has given me the rest of the week off and
now recommence Chemo next Wednesday. Well that's me updated
Mate, as I said before, I hope you are faring a little better, I
am regretting killing that Chinaman now!"
Dave Horne
is in the wars again. After his recent Laminectomy Dave had a
bit of relief but then developed severe pain in the right thigh
and there was no relief despite the strongest painkillers being
administered. Another trip to Brisbane, but unfortunately this
didn't help either, so on 20th October he once more goes to
Brisbane as an inpatient to have a 3rd Spinal Fusion at
Greenslopes Private Hospital, this time using titanium plates
and screws instead of using bits of the hip as in the last two.
I am sure you will join me in wishing Dave the best.
Greville Knight
has a mystery lung infection that has been dogging him for about six
months. he said "It started with a little dry-cough. Now I cannot do the
least amount of hard work for more than 15 minutes without resting (no
greenie jokes please)." bb
Len Meakin has been released from St Vincent’s Hospital Toowoomba
after the heart attack which he suffered last week. Len is in good
spirits and recovering well, he was transferred to Greenslopes Hospital
Brisbane for a ‘medical procedure’ that was a success and he has returned
to Toowoomba. Len also has Emphysema and requires constant oxygen to
assist with breathing. Len is aged 82.
After reading my comments on lawn bowls Garry Bax responded with
"Oh dear Norm, Seeing as how you live in the backblocks you must still
have black and white TV, because nowadays the uniforms are very
colourful. The days of white leghorns are long gone!
Secondly, which outdoor game allows you to have a beer each end and if
you get tired there is a mat you can get your head on! (Why do you think
I took it up)"
Joel 'Chris'
Garner
has been calling for information on the Sea Training Group and he
reports that the SSTG roster is progressing, the request for information
to the Canadians brought a flood of emails. As CDRE Ken Marr told me
they have a very active Association.
CDRE McMillian wrote "Warrant Officer Garner, my name is Ken McMillan.
In 1981 I was the first Canadian exchange officer to serve at Platypus
and my job was to set up the RAN SSTG. The information you require is as
follows:
Name: Ken McMillan (Lieutenant Commander at the time I was
in serving in Platypus.)
Joined SSTG: In June 981 I arrived in Australia. It was shortly
after that, perhaps July that I was given the task to set up the SSTG.
The job I was originally posted to in Australia fell through because of
U.S. security concerns. Since I was already on the ground, the RAN
wanted to find a job for me rather than send me home so I was given the
SSTG task. I actually spend several weeks recruiting for the RAN in
various places around Australia…. It was a good opportunity to see your
country.
Left the SSTG: July 1983
Person Relieved: I was the first to set it up as a stand alone
unit. Commander Woolrich was the CDR SM when I first arrived and did the
job of sea training as part of his overall duties. He gathered a team as
required and sailed with the submarines. I did a couple of trips with
him when I first arrived in Australia.
Relief: LCDR Bruce MacLean relieved me.
The two principal players that were assigned to the SSTG with me were
Chief Huck Findlater and Chief (Jumper) Colins. By the time I left the
Group more people were being added to the team. If you need
anything more please do hesitate to ask. I must admit that the some of
the details concerning this time frame are a bit blurry. If have any
contact information for either Huck or Jumper I would greatly appreciate
it.

All the best,
Ken McMillan
Commodore Ret’d Canadian Navy
If you were a member of the SSTG at any time please
contact
Joel 'Chris' Garner.
A case of mistaken identity..... Neville Renfrey wrote
"Norm, or should I ever mention
Dags, this is "Renners" Renfrey, if it is Billy Simpson,
you and I used to hang about together. Remember big
Bruce the bouncer in Sydney. How are things with you,
busy with the website one would assume. Hope all is
well." Dag's is a few shades darker than I.
Hey Norm
Kev Batty
asks "I'm looking for something
obscure again. My son who has been considering joining
up for a little while [still only 15] has been undecided
between RAAF and RAN and is now looking more and more at
the squadron! [nothing like me dont worry] he has seen
the DVD Submariners and we are working on a trip over to
WA to visit Len Carr and hopefully a boat. He also wants
to go to Sydney though to see Onslow and I went to show
him my tape of 'wear them with pride' only to find it
unplayable, do you know is it commercially available,
can you put a request in the log for anyone with a
copy." Can anyone help? I lent my copy and
it has now gone adrift!
Forbes Peters said "I read with
interest Diesel Dan's article on his 'trip' on a
skimmer. Bloody funny, it is because of blokes like Dan
that I joined boats. I was on Torrens in 1988 for a 5
week searide and they were a strange bunch of blokes.
Cummerbunds at dinner etc, lucky the pusser was a
reasonable character - LCDR John Goss, along with the
MEO and CO (all Submariners) I worked out that boats was
the way to go. I fired the MK48 that sank DE 53 in 1999,
it was a good learning experience. Like I say to the
Navy Cadets I talk to, it is cool because it means I
have sunk every skimmer I have ever served on."
Forbes continued "His
medivac story also reminded me of when I got medivac'd
off Farncomb by Seaking - bloody shitfight, thank God we
had CPOMED Ben Stock onboard - he realised that my nuts
probably should be smaller than the average sized tennis
ball and he convinced the CAPT to call the birdies.
Thanks for keeping the log up to date Norm, and great
work by Joel Garner to take on the SSGT history job -
good stuff."
The Chief Tiffies missus was standing in the kitchen,
preparing their usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally
slept in.
As the he Chief Tiffie walked in, almost awake, she
turned to him and said softly, "You've got to make love
to me this very moment!"
The Chief's eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either
still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, her embraced her and
then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the
stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, the Chief asked, "What was
that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Request for involvement of junior and senior
sailors in magazine article
Peter Lightbody
(0425 276 309), Shipkeeper of the Australian National Maritime
Museum Fleet Section is looking for assistance. He wrote
"I currently hold the position of
submarine ship keeper at the Australian national maritime museum
and have recently offered to write an article for the museums
quarterly magazine, Signals. The article will be a means of
recognising the 40th anniversary of the commissioning of HMAS
Onslow and I hope to devote much of it to the experiences of the
commissioning crew, their training here and in England and
immense task of getting Onslow operational.
I was hoping that you may be able to get me in contact with some
of the original crew, or the training personnel from HMS Dolphin
and other establishments so that I may conduct some interviews
via the telephone or email. My contact details are below and I
was hoping that you could forward them on to anyone that you
feel may be willing to assist me in this endeavor. If I could
talk with any members of the commissioning crews of the first
four Australian "O" boats, Oxley, Otway, Ovens and Onslow, it
would be of great assistance, but submariners who had also
worked on the "A" and "T" boats of the fourth submarine flotilla
or those who transferred to the RAN from the Royal Navy would be
a bonus. I hope to give as broad a picture as possible of the
years between 1961, when the Royal Navy formally announced the
withdrawal of the fourth submarine flotilla, until 1970 and the
arrival of HMAS Onslow in Australian waters.
I am particularly interested in talking with junior and senior
sailors of the time. I have had an exceptional response from the
ward room thus far but the sailors seem a wee bit shy. I can
assure everyone that feels that they may want to talk to me that
the general public and our membership at the museum are
immensely interested in all facets of submarine life from the
mundane to the exciting, from the glorious the grubby
I would like to see more attention paid to our submarine, in the
form of research and published articles by the museum, and I
hope that the planned story will stimulate more interest in HMAS
Onslow and the submarine squadron more generally, as we build up
to the 50th anniversary of Onslow's commissioning in 2019.
I have a first draft dead
line of the 19th of October and have made little head way with
my limited contacts within the submarine fraternity, your
assistance in making contact with potential interviewees would
be invaluable for I am; as Onslows motto describes, Festina
Lente, hastening slowly"
John
Hodges received the following from
Adrian Adam, the Members Manager at the National Maritime
Museum. "I just wanted to run something by
you as I know you were previously on the Executive of the
Submarine Assion.
Onslow turns 40 on 22 December and we were thinking it would be
nice to mark its commissioning birthday in some way. The obvious
problem is the date, 3 days before Xmas which makes it almost
impossible to do anything in terms of attracting public or
members along.

There is the option of combining something with the anniversary
of its launch in early December or preferably defer til some
time in January and see if we can get some attention.
Do you have any comments or suggestions. I was thinking if your
association members supported an event then it might be worth
following up. I could schedule an Onslow seminar and perhaps ask
John Jeremy if he might speak about the boat (I saw a photograph
of him handing the sub over at Cockatoo in 1969) along with a
few CO's such as yourself to explore her history?
What say you - perhaps we can discuss when you have a moment or
maybe you might advise me on others who may assist us."
If anyone has any ideas could you please contact
Adrian (02 9298 3646) or send me an email and I will pass
it on.
We have quite a few ex submariners still in
uniform, police uniform that is. Another to surface is
Shane Wyatt, Ex POUWSM, (Otama, Onslow, Otway) who wrote
to advise me that I could take him off our list of unclaimed
ASMs. He wrote "Just surfing the
internet and got onto Up Periscope. Was reading a list about
members not having collected their ASM. Just wanted to let you
know I got mine a long time ago. Now serving as an Acting
Sergeant in the Vic Police."
Carol Wilson commented "As
an aside, even I can install washing machines, which I had to do
earlier in the year. At least Hardly Normal’s people took it out
of the box and bought it to the front door and deposited it onto
the trolley I had ready. I then proceeded to the laundry and
connected the hoses and plugged it in. It even worked. I then
proceed to install the new TV and DVD/Video recorder. Funny how
big ticket items decide to die at the same time." I
had to agree with Carol. I thought my television had died after
a blackout last week. It just would not start and I thought
needed to buy a new one. My neighbour decided to have a go at
finding the problem and asked for the remote, so I handed it to
him. He looked at it and said "No, the television remote, not
the DVD." Guess what, the television worked................ I'm
losing it!!!
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DEFENCE NEWS
Israeli
and Iran Boost Submarine Numbers
The Israeli Navy recently took possession of its final two U212
Dolphin-class submarines, ahead of their anticipated delivery
date of early 2010, according to Jane's Defence Weekly.
Israel now has five U212s, the most expensive weapon platform in
the Israeli arsenal, all of which are believed capable of
carrying nuclear-tipped cruise missiles. Jane’s reports that the
U212s can carry a crew of 35 and have a maximum range of 4,500
kilometres. Israel has used the submarines to send a subtle
message to Iran. Two Israeli Dolphin-class subs transited the
Suez Canal this summer accompanied by a Egyptian naval escort,
in what analysts se as a warning to Iran that Israeli’s navy
would enter the Red Sea and beyond to counter any threat from
Iran.
At the same time the Israeli Navy has announced plans to begin
deploying highly maneuverable unmanned surface vehicles along
the Mediterranean coast, particularly off the Hamas-held Gaza
Strip in the south and Lebanon in the north where Hezbollah
guerrillas operate, according to the Jerusalem Post. Dubbed
Protector, the systems would patrol coastal waters to counter
gun-running and infiltration.
Meanwhile in Iran, a senior commander of the Iranian Navy told
the Tehran Times that it will launch medium-size submarines
within the next two years. The commander argued that a larger
submarine fleet is necessary if Iran intends on transforming its
littoral navy into a blue water force, the newspaper noted.
According to the report the submarines will be designed and
constructed in Iran so the country can achieve self-sufficiency
in naval procurement.
And on the other side of the world, in Australia the government
has signaled its plans to acquire new submarines. Defending
Australia in the Asia Pacific Century: Force 2030, outlines the
acquisition of a fleet of 12 new submarines to replace its six
Collins-class vessels by 2030. Australia has approached the
United States for technology in fulfilling the country's largest
military acquisition, according to the Brisbane Times.
General
Dynamics To Build Extra Submarine Thanks To Congress
As part of both the House’s and Senate’s versions of the 2010
Defense Appropriations Bill the U.S. Navy will get a Virginia
(SSN-774) class attack submarine earlier then planned. Congress
maintained the funding to deliver two submarines in 2011 despite
Navy requests to slow down production. This will be a boon to
General Dynamics as it keeps the planned expansion of production
on track.
Under the original plan the Navy was receiving one vessel a year
through 2010 and then go to two a year in 2011. Due to budget
decisions the Navy did not ask for the necessary funding in 2010
to support the expansion of production to two. The Rhode Island
Congressional delegation lobbied for this and both bills working
their way to Conference contained the money to keep the program
on track.
This would be the twelfth ship of this class and is currently
planned to be named the USS John Warner after the former
Virginia Senator and Navy Secretary.
Unfortunately if the Navy does not plan appropriately for the
necessary funds to operate this ship after it enters service
their may be shortfalls elsewhere in the budget. There are costs
associated with personnel, maintenance and in most cases fuel
for a system to be able to conduct its mission. In this case
gasoline is not a real issue as it is nuclear powered but there
are costs associated with that through out the life of the
submarine.
This is one of the biggest “earmarks” in the budget but does not
really fall under the traditional definition of that budget
item. Many times earmarks include things that are not required
or wanted by the services and fall outside of their plans and
programs. The Navy certainly wants and can use the USS John
Warner.
Niggs, get Boof, it's walk time.............
Sunday, 11th October 2009
Better late than never, I said I would be online this
week and here I am. A combination of Bathurst, medication and a
few wines meant that it do not go online last night, but who cares.
Again, many thanks to all of you that have been in
touch, it has been a great help. It is also interesting to note
the community spirit of Bauple, I have had strangers call in and ask if
they could do anything for me, or if I needed anything from town.
that doesn't happen in suburbia.
The operation last week went well but the problem has
not been solved and a few other issues have surfaced. Waiting for
results of tests and will be heading back for more surgery later in the
month.
The dogs have missed me, poor Boof fretted a lot and
caused my brother, he baby sat for me, a few headaches. He has not left
my side since I got home. I have been spending a fair bit of time
in the paddock hitting a tennis ball for Niggs and Sheila as a reward
for behaving while I was away. They are both boisterous and jump
up on my arm several times a day, more pain killers please.....
Had to go into town on Saturday to buy a new washing
machine and I was amazed at the 'service' offered by a local store (a
national franchise) when asked if it could be delivered. I was asked if
i wanted it delivered ($50) or installed ($90). Now I am no tiffy,
but believe that I am capable of connecting a hot and cold water hose
and plugging the machine in so I opted for delivery only. The salesman
then asked if I had a trolley to which i asked 'why'. He said that
delivery was only to the driveway and it would be my responsibility to
take it inside. After letting out a few dirty words I told the
prick where he could stick his $1,300 washing machine. Am I becoming a
cranky old man?
I am the proud dad to three chickens that were hatched
last week. Two chooks and one bantam. It is amazing to watch all the
other chooks help raise and protect them, Niggs went into their pen the
other day and he was attacked from all sides, didn't know what hit
him.... it is interesting to note that they hardly leave the pen now, my
garden is starting to grow again, no chooks digging everything up.
One of the chooks that I raised from day old, Lucky, comes into the back
verandah each morning to lay her egg, saves looking for it. She is
called Lucky because she is the only one that survived Nigg's laying on
them one day.
Well, I had better go, I have a lot to do, a heap of
unanswered email and a bit of secretary business to catch up with, hope
to get on top of it before the next round of treatment.
Till next week..... keep smiling!
SAA NEWS
I am a bit behind at the moment but hope to
catch up with all the outstanding issues soon, bear with me.
The number of Members that did not renew
their subscriptions in 2009 is very disappointing and I will be
contacting them again with an opportunity to reconsider. At $10
a year (or $40 for 5) it is not a lot to ask, even in these
tight financial times. With declining sponsorship dollars
available it is important that we maintain a healthy level of
members. The amount offered for the sponsorship of the web will
not cover costs this year and the loss of sponsorship for In
Depth will add to our operating costs this year.
One reason that has added to the number of
lapsed members is contact details. If you have not had any
correspondence (by email ofr mail) this year you may have
outdated information on our records. If this is the case
please complete the online form at
http://submarinesaustralia.com/details.html. If you decided
that you felt that your membership was of no value for any
reason, please
let me
know so that we can address the issues.
This month an amount of $280.00 was sent to
the SAA Welfare fund as a result of receiving donations to help
with the cost of producing and mailing In Depth. The
Executive decided that money goes to the Fund as the cost is an
Association responsibility. Our thanks to J Hughes, B
Cleary , A Braid, S Reid and H Gethin-Jones for their kind
gesture.
Volunteers wanted: The
Association is seeking volunteers to be the Associations
representatives and attend meetings with several kindred
organisations, in particular the Naval Association Australia (NAA)
and the Australian Veterans and Defence Services Council (AVADSC).
Our Executive either have jobs or are scattered across Australia
and cannot always attend the meetings which are normally held in
Sydney. To gain maximum benefit of our affiliation with
these organisations it would beneficial to have one
representative for each, that would report to the National
Committee.
If you are in a position that would permit
you to represent us please contact me for further details.
This is an ideal opportunity to get involved in the Association.
Norm Williams
National Secretary Submarines Association Australia
Mobile: 0419 863 558
Western
Australia Branch Members are reminded that the RN Submarines Association
Service will be held at Memorial Park, Fremantle, 1030 20th October and
all submariners are invited to attend.
New South Wales Branch
A meeting of the Branch was held at Cockatoo Island on 20 September in
beautiful sunshine at a location known to most. Unfortunately there was
a poor attendance by NSW members with only 4 stalwarts in attendance
with few apologies. Many thanks to Kevin Hayton for making the long
journey down from Coffs Harbour to update us on the status of SUBCON
2010.
Terry (Admiral) Weatherall (LSETSSM) was killed on Sandy Point beach at
Cerberus on the 9th Nov 1974 on completion of the POETS4 course. His
family have requested a visit to the memorial on Spectacle Island. To
commemorate the 35th anniversary, a BBQ will be held on Sunday 8
November 2009 on Spectacle Island. The boat will run from 1000 to 1200
from under the west side of the Iron Cove Bridge. It is suggested that
all those who plan to attend find alternative parking as the area near
the wharf has now been taken over to build a new bridge road way. Please
advise your attendance to Geoff Anderson or Ken Norris. The November
Meeting of the NSW SAA will be held that day in the Senior/Junior
sailors bar (it was moved from Platypus) on the Island
instead of 1st November as previously advised.
It is your Association and your SUBCON so how about attending the next
meeting at Spectacle Island and giving support to your Association.
Geoffrey Anderson,
President, NSW Branch
Victoria Branch
Just a friendly reminder to anyone who is intending making the trip to
Holbrook on Oct 17-18. It has been put to the Victoria Branch by the
Greater Hume City Council that, for catering reasons and others, the
opening of the Hologram on Sunday morning will be by invite only. The
members who have notified me or who are travelling by bus have
automatically been RSVPd by Mike Bennett on your behalf and do not need
a further reply to Holbrook.
If
you are intending to travel to Holbrook but have not notified us of your
intention, then no guarantee can be given for admittance to the opening
of the display and presentation of the Jolly Roger. Also,
attendance at the opening is for members only. If you are not currently
financial, our Treasurer will, I am assured, be only too grateful to
receive your donation at some time whilst up in Holbrook, this will not
only assist your branch but also give you tickets to our Christmas
bonanza !! Looking forward to a great weekend in Holbrook.
Boot Hatfield
Secretary, Victorian Branch
Submarine
Hologram at Holbrook
SAA members have received an
invitation to the opening of the Submarine Hologram at Holbrook on the
Sunday 18th October 2009. The opening will also be the occasion of
the presentation (on permanent loan) of a WWII Submarine Artifact, the
Jolly Roger flown by HMS/M Unseen on completions of War Patrols in the
period up to 1945.
AROUND THE TRAPS
Dave Cairns (R93980) is after some help to honour one of our own,
LROSM Jim Dansey. "I served with Jim at Leeuwin
and Duchess. As Jim was a member of the 7th intake of JR's in July
1963,we,the members of the 1963 JR's Association are in the process of
dedicating a memorial plaque to him at the Naval Chapel at GI. My last
contact with Jim was in March 1965 and as I will be delivering the
eulogy I thought maybe the members of Up Periscope could give me some
information/stories about Jim." Can you help, if so please
contact Dave (cc
me please).
Kevin
‘Woolly' Hayton reports "A couple of week ago
Garry (Bendy Toy) Bax and myself attended the second ‘National Digger’s
Bowls Carnival’ at Dubbo and although we were part of a team from Zone 7
RSL Bowls we did fly the ‘Submariner Flag’ with the usual plumb and
decorum fitting a submariner (and I didn’t have to carry Bendy Once).
The event attracted over 180 bowlers from all services with teams
consisting of blokes who had served together in the varying regiments,
ships or squadrons which got me thinking that maybe we could put
together a team of submariners (or two or three) for next years
carnival. The format is 3 bowls triples and is played over
three days (Tues, Wed & Thursday) in the second or third week in
September. There is some decent prize money for the top sixteen plus
consolation money for the also-rans. Anyone interested can
contact me for more info."
Now that would have been interesting to watch........ two old men
playing an old man's game!!! I wonder if it was the white uniform
that got them interested?
Rick Steley is playing 'tourist' and if he honours his words, I look
forward to seeing him on his travels "We
will be in your area somewhere between the 7th 10th November, maybe a
little earlier, maybe a little later and would love to drop by. I am
sure I could find a bottle of Pussers Rum to bring with me. Due to
circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to get to WA so we are
heading for SE QLD instead with a side trip between the 27th Oct and 6th
November to NZ After returning from NZ, we will be caravanning slowly
back to Darwin up the coast road."
Colin Deller and missus are also currently touring in their caravan and
are in Mandurah (WA) for a few months visiting his daughter. If you want to
catch up with Col send him an
email.
Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old
people's home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still
pissed themselves.
One
of my favourite Chief Tiffirs (but don't let him know) is Jock Wilson
and he has a word of wisdom that you should all heed.
"Recognising the symptoms early and doing
something about it, rather than putting on a macho act and sitting on
your hands, is so important. Too many chaps are so rough and tough that
they put themselves in an early grave. A few years back I lost a friend
to prostate cancer. I have kept a 6 monthly check on my PSA for a long
time and a sudden spike in my reading set the wheels in motion for a
trip to a Urologist followed by a biopsy which proved positive for
prostate cancer. A trip to an Oncologist followed and in the early part
of this year 8 1/2 weeks of radiation treatment. This required a trip in
to Melbourne every week day for a bit of targeted radiation where the
sun doesn't shine. The only side effects were tiredness and a bit of a
sun tan in the most unusual of places....... The result? Completely
clear and no sign of escape of the cancer to any other part of my body.
A well placed digit early i n
the game can save your life. Pass it on, if you have any problems or
doubts about your waterworks - get it checked."
Jock went on to say "In an earlier Log Dutchie
Holland mentioned a bit about his photography days in boats. I got to
thinking that I possibly had a couple of his items stashed away
somewhere. Attached are a couple that he took I think on Oxley."
Another that has had a fight with cancer and won is
Chris Gunn
"I see the dermatologist every three months or so
for pre-skin cancer treatment. I call it getting sliced and diced.
Started in 1988 and has continued ever since. Nearly three years ago I
could have lost my right eye but fortunately he was able to stop cutting
just before he got to the eye socket. My wife is Russian and I have met
some Russian submariners – we are all buddies in boats."
Good news about saving the eye mate, but imagine the warries you could
have spun wearing an eye patch........ eye me hardies!!!
Ray and Robyn Kemp's 10 week Skiing (Spending the Kids Inheritance) to
UK, Europe and Ireland is nearly over. He reports
"If anything, the things that have been a highlight is that it is bloody
expensive and the Poms keep running into me in car parks. Both my hire
cars have extra dents in them after parking in car parks. We started off
leaving home on the 1st August flying via Singapore on a 2 for Business
Class ticket, Robyn reckons it only cost an extra $125 an hour to fly
that way. We arrived fresh and ready to rock and roll, after getting
lost getting out of Heathrow it was off to Dover to pick up a Great
Britain Heritage pass (well worth the money). We did Dover, Canterbury,
visited Robyn's ancestororal home town of Westfield and then to Pompy
via the town of 1066."
"Day 2 we did Arundel Castle, a Roman ruin and
then the Victory. A thing to note I used my DVA white card and we both
got in for nothing save us $50. I have used it in heaps of places and
saved heaps. Spent the week touring England before having a week in
Scotland, visited my old house in Greenock and did the Tattoo. Week 3
off to London for 6 days. Weeks 4 to 7 was a 31 day tour of Europe doing
14 countries. Had a great time, spent heaps. The Eastern block countries
of Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria were the cheapest, they were also very
dirty and polluted. The standard of Hotel was better for the price also.
Along the roads were heaps of prostitutes serving the truckles. Once we
left those countries the standard of food at hotels and rooms dropped.
We have spent the last 2 weeks driving Ireland doing family research and
just having a good time. We also visited the locations of one of my
favorite movies the Quiet Man (picture enclosed). For the last week we
are based in Nottinghamshire on a canal boat. Today it is wet and windy.
Will be back home next Saturday then off to work so as to raise funds
for the next trip."
"PS Forgot to mention visited the site of U534 in Liverpool yesterday,
they have cut it into 4 sections as soon as I walked outside I could
smell the diesel, it smelt just like an Oberon." The U354
Engine Room looks like Oxley's!
Phil Solomon has been in contact after a period deep
"Just finished
silly season here with Meridien Marina's Race Week,
Hamilton Island Race Week and, my favourite, The Airlie Beach Fun Race.
I picked up Ken Williams and his better half at Proserpine Airport and
took them to the ferry to Hamilton Island where young Ken was crewing
this year. Nope, he hasn't got any better looking with age. Didn't have
much time together but managed a few coldies at the Sailing Club and
scaring the locals with two submariners spinning warries at the same
time.
Also
have had various visitors staying with us for a month solid with, at
best, one night changeover before the next ones arrived. The eldest
birdie of the family popped in for a couple of days and helped me
christen the new Tiki Bar I've built in the back garden. See the
attached photo. Also attached is photo of my parrot, Captain Ron, doing
some promotion of Submarine recruiting for us. The other photo is me and
my crew of pirate wenches for the fun race. A bloody good day as usual
and lots of fun at the finish line with the traditional Miss Figurehead
contest gracing the bows of most boats. Airlie Beach must be the only
place left in Oz where this could happen!! Won't include any photos here
as it is a family website and a lot of old fart stokers with dicky
hearts!!!!
Doing my bit to solve the Global Financial Crisis
by just completing a month at the marina doing much needed
maintenance on my yacht. The economy should
be pumping along now with the smaller nation's GDP I have just spent on
her .... Bloody Boats!! After new sheets and halyards, genoa cars,
batteries, battery isolator switches, alternator, wiring, new mainsail,
and several hundred hours of the sweat pouring out of my finely tuned
body, I have decided to recoup the outlay by printing t-shirts with "We
Hate Boats" on the front. Should be a big seller if all the swearing
from other boat owners around me at the marina are any indication.
Anyway Norm, that's it from the Whitsundays for now. Heather and I are
going to enjoy having the house to ourselves for a little while until
the next visitors arrive. Take it easy mate and rest that arm."
Darryl Dick asks "Could
you check if anyone has a copy of the DVD- Video of " Wear them with
pride ". I think it may have been volunteer propaganda. I will pay any
costs. Thanks mate. Keep smiling and don't let the bastard get you
down."
Helen Wyatt sent the following interesting information
"Terry showed me up periscope article about the
log books at National Archives. As you know I worked there for more
years than I want to remember. Would it be useful if I gave you a
summary of what the archives AND the War Memorial hold in relation to
the subs and Platypus. In the past, I was involved in some of the
registrations and have looked at some of the series. As it is, I am
still keeping my hand in and will be requesting access to some more in
relation to Orion which will become available (or should be) next year."
I will be in touch with Helen and may be able to set up a list on the
SAA website.
Long
time visitor to the site, Nikolay 'Captain Nick' Teplyakov wrote
"In the year
2001 you sent me an Australian submariners ball cap. I was wearing it
with honour until this September. I had it on at submariners conventions
in Germany, France, Russia, Poland and at all submariners meeting in
Russia. It burnt down on the sun rays, but still looked great. During my
sea voyage this month it was blown on the wind and sunk in Atlantic
waters. Is it possible to arrange another one for me and how can I pay
for it." I was more than happy to send Captain Nick a
replacement, after all, we are all Buddies in Boats.
Keith 'Scarpa' Broomfield reports "I was house
sitting my sisters place on the Gold Coast the last couple of weeks (you
can do this when you are retired!) and on visiting the Aust ralia
Fair shopping centre in Southport to stock up on the victuals I bumped
into Wally Wallen -
my first words were 'where has your hair gone?'
Ever tactful!! He looks well and we had a good chat - arsehole never
bought me a coffee though (probably thinks the same of me)! On a
recent long weekend where my good wife and I had a nice stay just out of
Dorrigo (we did the Waterfall Way tour), however on visiting the
'world's smallest motorcycle museum' in Jaun Del Fuego Cafe in Dorrigo I
espied on the wall a tribute to Tex O'Grady and his contributions to the
less fortunate people. I read with interest just how well thought of in
the motorcycle community Tex is (not too mention his fantastic dog).
Amazingly I found out that he owns a motorcycle mechanical business not
too far from where I live, so on return to Sydney I paid him a visit -
it's great to just bump into the old team every now and then."
It sure is, submariners are like a fart in a lift, you can't get away
from it/them!
Frank Hicks wrote "I
read the entry on David "Dutchy" Holland with interest. Particularly
where he says "DVA tell me it was NOT due to my time in Vietnam
escorting Sydney, as no Navy folks were exposed to Agent Orange, (which
causes CLL) only those on land??". This is total bullshit. In April 2008
I was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma and placed on a course of
radical chemotherapy. Bottom line - it was found to be in remission by
October 2008. That aside, I decided to follow this up with a RSL
Advocate and put in a claim to DVA. End result, after much to-ing and
fro-ing, claim was accepted as War caused and am on a pension for said
claim. The advice I would give Dutchy is to get a good Advocate and do
the research. There is a lot of information out there now and if you
state your case properly it will get up. As we know DVA will not just
roll over and give in to every claim - they make you work for your
outcome. The fact is that DVA has accepted my claim. It was based on
using potable water from the ships fresh water tanks. I was on Yarra in
Vietnam waters FEB70 and FEB71." I must admit that it only took
one phone call from me and one from my specialist to DVA and they
accepted my claim for payment of medical expenses immediately. I
have been very impressed with the service that they are giving at this
stage. I will see how it goes when i put in my claim for a few
other bits and pieces that are falling off.... And yes, get advice from
an advocate, a must!
Interesting Websites
http://www.navy.gov.au/Publication:Navy_News - For all of you old
salts, these WILL bring back memories!http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm
- Frank Sinatra singing Strangers on my Flight
http://www.boozle.com.au/beer - Type the beer you want, then fill in
the suburb when that screens appears, and hey presto! The cheapest price
and the location of it arrives for your pleasure. Someone has finally
put a computer to good use! Type in what beer ( or spirit ) you want ,
next screen is your postcode and it then tells you the cheapest place to
buy it.
An “Oh Crap!" Moment
With his request approved, the ABC News photographer quickly used a cell
phone to call the local airport to charter a flight to take pictures of
the fires on the hillsides. He was told a single engine plane would be
waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a
plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag,
slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once
in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley
and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the
hillsides.'
Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm the photographer for ABC Cable News,' he responded. 'And I
need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So,
what you're telling me is .... You're NOT my Flight instructor?'
HEALTH &
WELFARE
Pensioner Exemption for
Paying Phone Bills with Cash
If you still pay your phone bills with cash there is a number you can
phone to get a pensioner exemption for the soon-to-be-introduced ripoff.
This is the $2.20 you will be charged if you front up to the PO or
Telstra with your bill to pay it in person. Phone 1800 445 708,
they require your phone number, name, dob and pension card number to
register for exemption from this fee. You can register your home and
mobile phones.
Changes to Queensland Road
Rules Recent changes to the road rules in Queensland (yes
we do have them) have been poorly promulgated and i was surprised at the
number there are, ten pages in fact. The
attached file lists them, it is in your interest to read them
(especially all you skate boarders out there) if you live in God's
country!
Defence News
Greg Combet in discussions with
US industry on Australia's Future Submarine project
Greg Combet, Minister for Defence
Personnel, Materiel and Science, today finalised
discussions with US industry on Australia's Future
Submarine project that will replace the Collins class
submarines. "The United States is a leader in the
design and development of submarine technology, and I
expect that Australia will look to learn from companies
like General Dynamics Electric Boat and Lockheed Martin
in designing and developing the Collins class
replacement," Mr Combet said.
"The Future Submarine will be Australia's largest ever
Defence acquisition and the Rudd Government is committed
to ensuring that Australia obtains a world leading
submarine capability. US technology is likely to be an
important facilitator of this capability. "Electric Boat
designs and shares the build of the Virginia class
submarines for the US Navy and has been instrumental in
driving down production costs to enable the US to
increase the production rate of these submarines.
"Lockheed Martin is a major supplier in the US Navy
submarine combat system, the Collins Replacement Combat
System supplies submarine combat systems or components
to Spain and the United Kingdom." "I welcome the
interest from US industry in supporting the Future
Submarine project.
"Any US involvement in the Future Submarine would build
on the relationships developed with Electric Boat and
other US companies in support of the Collins class."
Mr Combet also discussed the ongoing arrangements
between ASC and Electric Boat in support of the Collins
class.
US Navy Set to Crew Subs with
Female Sailors
September 25, 2009 Military.com|by Christian Lowe
Breaking with a tradition that spans more than half a
century, the Navy is in the final planning stages to
integrate female Sailors into its submarine fleet. Long
considered one of the most elite communities in the U.S.
Navy, the small, secretive force has been comprised
entirely of male officers and crew in large part because
of the small living spaces and long endurance missions.
The service had examined assigning a small number of
females on subs over the last ten years, but found the
tight confines and lack of a well-defined career path
for female submariners too daunting to change. Until
now.
"Having commanded a mixed gender surface combatant, I am
very comfortable addressing integrating women into the
submarine force," said Chief of Naval Operations Adm.
Gary Roughead in a statement to Military.com. "I am
familiar with the issues as well as the value of diverse
crews."
"This has had and will continue to have my personal
attention as we work toward increasing the diversity of
our Navy afloat and ashore," he added.
According to a senior commander in the Navy's submarine
fleet who spoke to Military.com on condition of
anonymity, incoming Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus has
charged the service with overcoming past objections and
assigning females to subs -- breaking down one of the
last barriers in the service to female assignments. "We
have now received a signal from the secretary of the
Navy that he's ready to move out on this. We have never
had that signal before," the senior sub commander said.
"So now it's time to do some detailed planning to ensure
that this is executable."
The official said the submarine fleet would likely not
see female crewmembers for at least two years, but he
said it was a change whose time had come. "There is no
job on a submarine that a woman can't do," the official
said during a Sept. 25 phone interview. "We have a vast
pool of very talented young women out there who want to
serve on submarines."
One of the biggest obstacles to the integration is
technical -- how can the Navy make accommodations on
such small vessels for female crew, such as separate
heads and bunks? The official said integrating females
into the ballistic missile submarine fleet would be less
of a challenge than on the attack sub fleet, where he
said "we really don't have much room to store the toilet
paper much less make up a new bathroom" for female crew.
It's likely that the first female submariners will be
officers and that they will be assigned to the larger,
ballistic missile submarines, or "boomers." The officer
accommodations on subs include two- and three-man
staterooms and a shared head that could easily be made
unisex, the official said.
"The plan for officers involves no physical changes to
the ships," the official said, adding that rough
estimates of changes for enlisted crew on ballistic
missile subs and cruise missile subs run below $10
million per ship.
The official estimates assigning as many as five female
officers per sub. With the enlisted cadre, it's a much
more difficult proposition. Not only is there the amount
of physical space to consider, but also the career paths
and non-commissioned officer leadership to build, the
official said.
Navy officials agree that females must be at least 20
percent of the sub's crew -- meaning 20 women on an
attack sub, for example -- so that the women don't feel
isolated and have "mutual support" from Sailors of the
same gender.
Sub fleet leaders also want to make sure there are
enough qualified chief petty officers to lead and mentor
those female crewmembers. "Eventually [the Navy] will
need to retain enough of the women coming in so that
they can eventually provide that leadership," the Navy
official said. "We need to have a program and a plan in
place that is self-sustaining [and] not always dependent
on the surface fleet to get petty officers and
officers."
But perhaps the biggest challenge to integrating women
into the submarine fleet is cultural. For decades a
male-dominated community whose long-endurance missions
and distance from logistical support make living and
working on a submarine a sometimes dirty job with little
privacy (attack submarine crew share bunks when not on
duty), the idea of placing women in such close confines
worries both veteran submariners and spouses who fear
distraction from the job or infidelity.
"The idea is likely to be unpopular with some
traditionalist submariners, who long have believed that
the lack of any physical and mental privacy whatsoever
and the claustrophobic confines make the idea
unworkable," said Joe Buff, a noted expert on submarine
warfare, novelist, and Military.com contributor.
"Some wives of submariners have also expressed concern
over fraternization, which has at times been an issue in
the surface Navy and on diesel subs of other nations
that have had co-ed crews."
No matter the rumblings within the fleet and from vets
and spouses, SecNav Mabus told Military.com in a
statement his service is "moving out aggressively on
this."
"I believe women should have every opportunity to serve
at sea, and that includes aboard submarines," he added.
Military Has Reasons for
Excluding Women on Subs
By Adele Ferguson Thursday, October 8, 2009 11:28 AM PDT
Having once waged a battle with the Navy over its
refusal to let me join male reporters in taking a
submarine ride from Seattle to Everett, I feel entitled,
if not qualified, to comment on the current push to let
women sailors serve aboard subs. My application to make
the cruise aboard the Nautilus was rejected because I
was a woman, the Navy said. Submarines are not built or
equipped to accommodate females, it said. There were no
separate heads aboard for women to use in case they had
to go during the trip, it said.
I responded that we had only one bathroom at my house
that was used by both sexes with no problems. And that I
would do my best to hold it throughout the trip if that
would help but the Navy said no. It said no when U.S.
Sen. Henry “Scoop” Jackson spoke up on my behalf along
with a number of other prominent folk. No, no, no, said
the Navy, and the Nautilus left without me.
I wrote a newspaper story about it which appeared in
newspapers all over the world and made the Navy, I was
told, the laughingstock of the Pentagon. A year or so
later when the Nautilus came back through Washington
again, I was invited to ride from Everett to Seattle and
they treated me very well. I was tempted during the trip
to write “Adele was here” behind the plumbing in one of
the heads but I resisted the urge.
Anyway, somebody, I’m not sure who but I suspect it was
one of those women who insist on really equal equal
rights and has friends in high places, is pushing for a
review of the Navy’s policy banning women from serving
on subs.
Navy Secretary Ray Mabus is willing. Chief of Naval
Operations Adm. Gary Roughead says he’s willing, and
Joint Chiefs Chair Adm. Mike Mullen has written to the
Senate Armed Services Committee saying he’d like to see
the policy changed. Any disagreement, apparently, is
with the men who serve on the subs.
We went through the first phase of this back in the
1990s when the push was to let women serve on combat
ships, a ban which the Navy repealed in 1994. Barbara
Bush said at the time that it would be fine with her “If
I thought a woman physically could pick up someone who
was wounded and carry them to safety, or if I thought
they could throw a hand grenade as far as a man.”
I wrote that it was a bum idea because men were more
powerful than women so they couldn’t necessarily do
equal things, an example being that women tennis players
and golfers still don’t play in matches with men because
they are outmuscled.
Chiefly, however, the drawback on women in combat that
nobody wants to talk about was that they had
menstruation to contend with, not to mention PMS. Drugs
to halt menses for periods of time were not very
successful, and had many bad side effects. I
subsequently heard from a supply officer that four times
as much toilet paper had to be ordered for women in the
service as for the men. Where are they going to put four
times as much toilet paper on a submarine?
Submarines are the most compact vessel in the Navy with
every inch of space spoken for. Putting men and women
into the same sleeping compartments risks a little too
much familiarity so I doubt the wives of submariners
think much of the idea. If they have to have separate
sleeping quarters, they have to build bigger subs.
I wish the women’s libbers would cool it on trying to
break up the all-male camaraderie aboard submarines. I
know their theme song is “Anything you can do, I can do
better,” but in this case I doubt that very much.
Repairs of India-bound Russian
sub hit by lack of funds
Repairs to an ill-fated Russian nuclear submarine that
is due to be leased to India have been hampered as the
shipyard has not been paid for its work, its chief said
on Thursday.
The Nerpa attack submarine, on which 20 people were
killed in an accident last year, “returned to its base
after successful tests where it should be subject to
more in-dock work and then state tests, but there are
problems”, said Nikolai Povzyk, head of the Vostok
shipyard which makes the submarine. “The Vostok’s
electrical supply is currently cut off for debts, and we
never got the money for the work we have done,”
Ria-Novosti news agency quoted Povzyk as saying.
The shipyard was due to be paid 1.9 billion rubles
($63.8 million) for repairing the submarine after last
year’s accident but has not yet been paid, he said. The
Nerpa was undergoing trials in the Sea of Japan last
November when the submarine’s fire-fighting system
accidentally went off, filling it with a toxic gas that
killed 20 people on board.
Sub order: Israel to ask for
German cash
Germany has been asked to help fund yet another
submarine for the Israeli navy. Jerusalem plans to order
another submarine of the Dolphin class from German
Howaldtswerke-Deutsche Werft AG and has asked the German
government to subsidize the order, German news magazine
Der Spiegel reports.
Berlin has helped Israel pay for five previously ordered
submarines. The first two (named Dolphin and Leviathan)
were a gift by Germany after it surfaced that German
companies were involved with Iraq's chemical weapons
program. To save the orders and jobs for the German
shipyards, Chancellor Helmut Kohl decided to pay for the
first two subs with tax money and subsidize half of the
third model, named Tehumah.
When Israel decided to order two more subs, Berlin
chipped in a third of those costs as well. Those two
submarines -- No. 4 and No. 5 -- were delivered last
month. They are upgraded versions of the original
Dolphin and feature an air-independent propulsion
system.
Now No. 6 is ready to be ordered, and Israel is due to
ask Berlin to shoulder at least part of the estimated
$750 million price tag. In Germany, critics of the
Israeli submarine deal fear that the vessels could be
used to fire nuclear warheads. Observers nevertheless
expect Berlin to subsidize the order.
The Dolphin-class submarines are among the most
sophisticated and capable conventional submarines in the
world. The 190-foot non-nuclear sub is based on the
German 209 class but is larger and more heavily armed.
The subs can fire torpedoes, anti-ship missiles and
mines. The vessels are also believed to be capable of
launching Popeye Turbo cruise missiles that could be
armed with nuclear warheads. These missiles have a range
of up to 930 miles. A Dolphin-class submarine in a
recent military exercise entered the Suez Canal together
with an Egyptian escort, in a move that was widely
interpreted as a warning to Iran.
Niggs, put Boof down, it's walk time.............
Sunday, 3rd October 2009
An unexpected call from the specialist means I have to
return to hospital in the morning and this has meant that I am unable to
complete the Log today due to family commitments (big brother coming up
to look after the menagerie).
I promise to get an update online next week.
Till next week..... keep smiling!
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