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THE CHIEF STOKER'S LOG - NOVEMBER 2007

SAA New Members  - Welcome Aboard

WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS - HAVE YOU SIGNED ON????   IF NOT, WHY NOT.  BEING A FRIEND OF THE ASSOCIATION IS GREAT, BUT BEING A MEMBER COUNTS!!!!

Richard James Lewin, Gatton QLD 4343. former CPOCOXNSM Served in HMAS Oxley twice, Ovens and Otway 1968 -1982

Jeffery (Pegs or Stu) Pegler. Thuringowa, QLD 4817. Former LSSTDSM served in HMAS Otama and Otway 1988 - 1993

Anthony (Tony) Collins, partner Dawn. Tewantin QLD 4565 Ex CPOERASM served in HMS/ms Token, Cachalot and HMAS Oxley 1963 - 1968

Robert (Bob) J. Miller partner Margaret. Vista California USA. Retired ETCS(SS) served in USS Thresher SSN-599, USS Patric Henry SSBN -599 (Blue), USS James Monroe SSBN-622 (Blue) and USS Sam Houston SSBN-609 1960 - 1978

Jamie (Robbo) Robinson Ardross WA 6153. WOETSM served in HMAS Orion twice, Otama, Waller and Sheean 1988 -2003

Peter (Pete) James Russell, partner Ruth. Coodanup WA 6210. Ex CPOMTP4SM served in HMAS Ovens twice, Otway thrice and Orion 1978 - 1992

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The following old tarts survived another year and have had, or are having, a Birthday. 

1st: Russell Maynard & Peter Eilola
2nd: Stan Nimmo
3rd: Bruce Poole
4th: John Williams
5th: Rodney Percival, Graeme Porzucek & Des Connors
6th:
7th: Irish Bevan
8th: Ross Tuckett & Garry Bax
9th: Wayne Lynch & David Luck
10th: Jacobus Stokman
11th: Tom O'Farrell, Keith Pearse & Kevin Mitchell
12th: Rick Fishbourne
13th: Wally Holding
14th: Joe Greener & Greville Knight
16th: Andrew Hinds, John Smurthwaite & Shane Pike
17th: Spencer Astill
18th: Peter Durrant
19th: Paul Dickson & John Brown
20th: Mike Deeks
21st: David Mathews, George Chapman & Manuel (Cisco) Marquez
22nd: Bill Lee & Paul Wood
23rd: Dave Petherick, Buster Keating, Peter Finn & Paul Meakin
24th: Ray Clarke & Carl Larkin
25th: Mike Bennett
26th: Robert Hendrie & Peter Watt
27th: Lance Bennett
28th: Murray McConochie, John Goss & Zoe Seaton
29th:30th: Morrie Jeppesen & Noel McVeigh
December
1st: Terry Gough & Rod Payne

Why isn't my Birthday here?  I hear this often, the answer is simple, I rely on Plaxo to help me manage the 1200 people in Up Periscope's mailing list.  So if you want to be listed, fill in your details on Plaxo next time I send an update request.

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Sick List
If you know of a mate that is not traveling well, let us know. Remember, a little contact during these times is better than a visit from the doctor.

Dennis Money has serious lung problems. As he puts it, "They are rooted. Additionally, because of blocked (right) coronary artery and the not so efficient back up, have now developed Pulmonary Hypertension.  This link could enlighten you a tad more, but suffice to say that I probably will not get to the 2008 meet.  The above also means I am no longer a candidate for Lung Transplant (bummer) but such is life!! Was only officially advised of the above last Thursday 15th, but within myself knew there was other probs manifesting." Our best wishes are with you mate.

I have been advised that Ex POMTP3*SM Rod Laver (COMAUSGOBRON ONE) is in poor health. Rod, 65 year old, has lost some 22 kg’s since January of this year with Mesothelioma. My contact added "What a bastard, I can actually spell the word, and it goes to show how common this bloody, horrible, debilitating disease is amongst our peers.  Rod is in Sawtell, NSW for the next week or so and then will head home, for more Chemo / Radiation."

Jim Redwood is in Wagga Wagga in the Base Hospital, he was admitted last Monday with breathing difficulties and is still undergoing tests to determine the cause. Andrew Galley added "I have heard that hospital staff are disappearing at an alarming rate and there appears to be a new phrase going around. Something about "pier head jumps". They are not sure of the source but it appears to have happened not long after a Mr Redwood became a patient. Good luck Jim hope you get well soon."

Bob Ross is not travelling to well of late, he has cancer in the pancreas and it has spread to his kidneys, on top of that he also has a blood clot in his leg. He is in Adelaide for treatment (Chemo). If any old shipmates would like to catch up with Bob his phone numbers are 088374062 and 0417802701.

Don Delosa writes "Been thru the deep probe and am now scheduled for a seven week holiday commencing Oct 30th in Adelaide while attending R.A.H. for half an hour Mon - Fri for radio therapy. Looking on bright side, weather will be cooler, will have to drink scotch as I have tasted (sic) SA beer."

Sunday, 25th NOVEMBER 2007

The pool is now in and I have taken too regular plunges to cool the body and refresh the soul.  No electricity to the pumps or filters yet and my concreter has not turned up, so I am relying on extension leads and a bucket of water to wash my feet before taking a plunge.  Day two of pool ownership seen the skies open and it has rained for the last three days, but this has not deterred me, or the cane toads.  I have to get them out of the pool each morning, can't be many left though?

I am feuding with the concreter, he has been paid a deposit to do my driveway, pool, carport and garage as well as a pool fence.  He promised to start the day the pool was completed. Guess what?  I rang him two days after he was due to start to remind him, but it seems he is very busy and cannot start till??????????? Oh well, I can still cool off in the pool.

I had to post some DVDs ordered from the Slops Van that arrived on Friday so I drove the 35K into Maryborough, assuming that the Post office would be open.  Guess what!  I understand the local shop that is a licenced PO not opening, but to find none at all in a major city surprised me.  At the prices they charge for parcels now you would think that they would provide a decent service.  Never had this problem in Warnbro.

As you all know by now, after working in the navy environment for 40 years I finally got sick of the stress and quit my job and moved to Bauple, as far from humanity as possible. I get to the post office once a week (there is no mail delivery) and get groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After three months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on my door, a huge, bearded man.  He said ''Name's Bill, your neighbor from up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." Great", I said, "I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Bill was leaving, he stops."Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," I replied. "After 40 years in the company of sailors, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again." I replied. "More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"  "Now that's really not a problem," I said, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for months! I'll definitely be there." "By the way, what should I wear?" I asked. he replied "Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

I also attended my second monthly bush market at the Bauple Showground and once again it was a washout.  I think that the showground is cursed, every event that has been organised since I arrived has seen storms interrupt or cancel the event.  Last weekends "Bauple Bash" was affected by rain and I commented to the organiser that it was a pity as there were only approximately 100 in attendance.  He replied "best crowd yet".

No snakes this week but I have discovered possums are resident in my roof.  My room is upstairs and the other night about 0130 I heard noises outside and I went out on the balcony and walked into a possum and her baby, not sure who got the biggest scare.  They are no problem and I may let them stay.  I knew that there were some around as they come on to the back verandah each night and eat a banana.  They are not greedy or wasteful, they only eat one and do not touch the rest. 

It was nice to hear from Ray Clarke this week (it was his Birthday yesterday) and he mentioned that he and Heather had booked for an Antarctic trip next year.  It was interesting to hear that the amount of time at sea almost equaled the amount of sea time he managed to get in while serving in the mob.  It made the news of the ship sinking in the next morning's papers even more interesting, I wonder if Heather will have second thoughts?

Queensland Branch Treasurer Bob Wilson has taken on a mighty task and it is hoped that visitors to The Log get behind him and his team to make his dream come true.  It goes without saying that ALL Branches of the Association will provide support to this worthy cause.

CRUSTY OLD SUBMARINERS TO WALK FROM COOLANGATTA TO CANBERRA FOR KIDS WITH CANCER
 
There’s a retired submariner in Queensland rallying his crusty ol’ submariner mates to walk from Coolangatta to Canberra next year to raise funds for Kids with Cancer.  Bob Wilson, 62, has cancer too and he is determined to oversee the planning, operation and success of this 1200 kilometre walk to be held in May-June 2008 to coincide with the Annual General Meeting of the Submarine Association to be held in Canberra over the Queens Birthday weekend.
 
So, from his Edens Landing home Bob has established the “Crusty Old Submariners walking for Kids with Cancer”. His Gold Coast based mate, Graeme Caesar, another crusty old one of ‘em, has set up a website to gather interest, support, and sponsorship and track the walk as it happens www.walkforkidswithcancer.com.
 
Bob reckons they’ll need about 50-60 rotating walkers to complete the route without anyone “busting a boiler” and he plans to recruit the majority of those walkers from the ranks of retired submariners in The Submarines Association of Australia.
 
Most of Bob’s vintage were crew on the old “O” class submarines including the Onslow now based in Darling Harbour. Others were the Otway (its casings are in a park in Holbrook where there is also a submarine museum), the fin of the Orion at a base in Western Australia and the Otama “floating down around” Hastings in Victoria.  There’s also the Oxley and the Ovens, says Bob. The Ovens is open for inspection at the Fremantle Maritime Museum. Graeme was one of the Ovens original commissioned crew.  “All funds raised from the walk will go to the Royal Brisbane Children's Hospital and Westmead Children's Hospital in Sydney,” he said.
 
“Many of us have been personally touched by cancer and we all live in awe of the courage shown by those so young, “said Bob.
 
He and wife Carol keep up a brave face as this crusty submariner affectionately known as “Tug” to his mates, centre their thoughts on others throughout his personal battle with the disease. “We’ll have no trouble recruiting the walkers,” said Bob. “Now we’re looking for sponsors to assist us on our way, host towns to welcome us and conduct their own fundraisers to boost the coffers and give us lots of love and encouragement.” he said.
 
These crusty ol' characters have heaps of courage and invite anyone who is interested in supporting them to visit the website or contact Bob Wilson on 07 3200 8016 or by email .   There is a website for "The Walk" so visit it now and either make a donation/sponsor a walker or volunteer to participate..
                                                                                               

Around the Traps
Ken Williams is off to the UK to spend Christmas with brother JJ and he said if any of you want him to abuse JJ on your behalf let him know. I can just imagine the trouble that those two will get up to, stand by for an international incident.

Another jet setter, David 'Goldie' Horne, recently passed through Suva on his ocean cruise (ship top of photo) and found time for a swim, must be great to be a member of the international glitterati.

And one member that has gone overseas long term is John 'Dutchy' Holland who said "Norm, Forgot to mention in my last email, If any of the members are looking to visit Wales at any time, looking up rellies etc and might require accommodation for a couple I'd be only too pleased to help out. Great freshwater fishing area here. All the best." I am sure that John would like to catch up with any passing submariners, contact him.

Bob Emery (for SAOC West) writes "Ahoy All, the current Newsletter of the Submariners Association of Canada West is now uploaded for your perusal ...

Just in from a source in uniform, the Investigator section, a sub-set of the Naval Police Coxswain (NPC) branch, is getting a new badge to update / replace their old one. It is now called the ADF Investigator Service.

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was To give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their Own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that The reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more Pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own Study using Naval Police volunteers. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of Beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

Eternal Patrol - Jack Tooes BEM
Jack Ernest Stanley Tooes BEM who passed away in his sleep on Saturday morning 17 November 2007. 

Jack also known as Jackie joined the Royal Navy in 1936, he joined his first submarine HMS/m Oswald in 1939. Oswald was part of a group of Oberon class submarines based in the 1st submarine flotilla in Malta when war broke out. During July 1940 Oswald went out on patrol and on the 1 August the submarine was following an enemy convoy and was surprised on the surface some 10 miles south-east of Cape Spartivento by the Italian destroyer Vivaldi which rammed Oswald and sunk it. Fifty-two survivors including Jack who was then a Leading Seaman were rescued and taken prisoner. Eventually imprisoned in a German POW camp in Italy.

In March 1943 Jack was able to make a successful escape from the prison camp and eventually made it back to the UK. For his efforts and gallantry Jack was awarded the British Empire Medal, Gazetted on 14 August 1945, the medal presented to him by His Majesty the King at Buckingham Palace on 6 November 1945.

Jack went back to submarines and during 1945/46 he served in HMS/ms Varangian, Saga and Sentinel. In later 1946 Jack joined HMS/m Turpin until 1948. After spending a small time ashore in 1949 Jack was drafted to HMS/m Amphion, his stint in this boat lasted until 1951.

During later 1951 until 1952 Jack undertook training as Coxswain and on completion joined HMS/m Tactician in the 4th Squadron based at HMAS Penguin until 1956. Jack returned to the UK and joined HMS Royal Arthur until 1958.
When Jack retired from the Navy he had reached the rank of Chief Coxswain. Jack must have enjoyed his sojourn in Australia as he returned and settled on the Central Coast. Jack joined the Association in March 1990.

Eternal Patrol - Cdr DPD 'Paddy' Ryan RN rtd OBE
I received notice of the sudden death of a very popular Royal Navy submarine officer, Commander Paddy Ryan who commanded HMAS Onlsow in the 60's.  Paddy was 70. Rob Woolrych commented "Sad news ... for those of you who served in Onslow and the Squadron in the late 60’s early 70’s. He was a good man and a very fine submariner and had a great sense of humour." 

Peter Smith forwarded the following item as Paddy was the CO of Onslow in 1971 when he was doing his "part three". He said "One of the most interesting things about Paddy was that we went to Pearl Harbour for the very first Rimpac exercise. I wrote the following story a few years ago. Paddy Ryan was the last of four generations of one family who had served in submarines".

Onslow gets torpedoed by Peter Smith.
In October of 1971 HMAS Onslow under the Command of Lieutenant Commander D.B. Ryan RN, left Sydney to participate in the first ever RIMPAC exercises, now held biennially off the coast of Hawaii. The submarine was later joined at Pearl Harbour by the aircraft carrier HMAS Melbourne and the destroyers HMA Ships Hobart, Torrens and Yarra.

Onslow, the only submarine in the exercises, was clock work mousing with the ships of Australian, American, Canadian and New Zealand navies.

On 14 November was exercises were being conducted off the island of Kauai. HMAS Onslow was slowly moving at a depth of 200 feet through the Kaulakahi Channel between the islands of Niihau and Kauai when she was detected by the US Coast Guard cutter USS Rush. The commanding officer of the cutter decided to fire a practice torpedo at his submarine target.

Practice torpedoes do not have a detonating charge, in its place it carries water to compensate for the lost weight. When the torpedo locks onto its target the mechanisms inside the torpedo wind down and the water is blown out, hence it floats to the surface where it can be retrieved.

But, on this particular afternoon the torpedo did not behave as it should, it continued to home in, slamming into the submarine's starboard propeller area.

For the crew of Onslow what was basically a quiet exercise was turned into diving stations and as crew moved to their assigned stations, reports of the state of the submarine were relayed back to the control room. After ascertaining that there did not appear to be major damage, however there was flooding around the starboard shaft, LCDR Ryan decided to surface and check further damage.  When realisation aboard the other ships that Onslow had been hit by the wayward torpedo, they began to gather above the submarine's dived position, it was to take twenty minutes to clear the ear to allow Onslow to surface safely.

Having surfaced it was decided that the weather in the channel was far to rough to allow a diver over the side to check the propeller and shaft. A decision was made that USS Rush escort Onslow to Port Allen on Kauai to allow divers a safe search of the damaged area. It was here that they found a large dent in the propeller shaft and damage to the 'A' frame. After the discovery, Onslow was ordered back to the submarine base at Pearl Harbour for a more thorough inspection.

On returning to the base, a further examination by divers revealed the seal around the drive shaft needed changing.
Though our involvement in the exercises had been cut short, the members of the crew were very pleased to have the extra unexpected liberty at Pearl Harbour and Honolulu over the period it took to change the seal and repair the shaft.

A  PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU  
Which way is the bus travelling, to the left or to the right?  Can't make up  your mind, then look carefully at the picture again? Still don't know? See the answer at the end of today's Log.

Tony Critchley's son Dean is growing a moustache for MOvember and and all proceeds go to the Prostrate Cancer foundation and beyond blue fight against Depression. If you would like to sponsor Dean'sMo please go to http://www.movember.com/au/donate, enter his registration number which is 81058 and your credit card details. Or you can sponsor him by cheque made payable to the "Movember Foundation" clearly marking the donation as being for dean's Registration Number: 81058. Please mail cheques to: PO Box 292, Prahran VIC 3181. All donations over $2 are tax deductible.

Depression is a killer. Go to beyondblue, a national, independent, not-for-profit organisation working to address issues associated with depression, anxiety and related substance issues so that you may help others, or maybe even yourself.

“There is nothing wrong with asking for help.”

One day, in line at the post office my neighbour said, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' I replied. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a Doctor.'

So, my neighbour deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Bunnings. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:  'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, the neighbour began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure and hurries back to Bunnings, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings

Answer to the bus question:
90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer.  "The bus is traveling to the right ."  When asked, "Why do you  think the bus is traveling to the right?" They answered:  "Because you can't see the door to get on the bus."  How do you feel now ???? I know, me too.

Fred D. Wagner (LCDR USN Ret.), President of International Submariners Association USA (ISA/USA) wrote "On behalf of the ISA/USA, I would offer the invitation to be part of the ISA organization. It is a loosely structured organisation with interests in meeting other submariners from other countries. A meeting is held annually, 2008 to be held in Gdynia, Poland, 2009 to be held in San Diego, CA, and 2010 in Israel. The meetings are usually held in the month of May.  We have had one person, Henry Thompson, representing Australia for the past few years, but I am sure that there are others that may be interested.  There are websites for these congresses and are as follows:"
www.isausa.org
www.submariners.org/home.htm
www.isa-germany.de/index.hmtl

Iran to launch homemade submarine
Days ahead of the Annapolis peace conference, Iran flexed its military muscles on Saturday, announcing plans to unveil a new homemade submarine and navy destroyer later this week.  Iranian Naval Commander Admiral Habib Sayyari said Saturday that the navy would launch a homemade destroyer called Jamaran and a submarine called Ghadir on November 28.

Ghadir is a religious holiday which marks the day Shi'ite Muslims believe the prophet Muhammad gave his last sermon and confirmed Ali ibn Abi Talib's appointment as his successor.  Sayyari told the Iranian Fars News Agency that Iran's military capabilities served as a deterrent, but: "If the enemy makes a mistake, he will receive such a powerful second strike that he won't be able to stand up."

Iran has boasted in the past that its new Ghadir-class submarine could not be detected and was capable of firing missiles and torpedoes simultaneously. According to Globalsecurity.org, Iran's Navy has at least three Russian-built SSK Kilo-class submarines.

In August, Iran test-fired a new submarine-to-surface missile during war games in the Persian Gulf. Iran's current arsenal includes several types of torpedoes, including the Hoot, Farsi for "whale," which was tested for the first time in April and is capable of moving at some 357 kph, up to four times faster than a normal torpedo.

Sayyari told the news agency that his troops were closely monitoring US maneuvers in the region. "No move in the Sea of Oman, the Persian Gulf or the Strait of Hormoz could remain hidden from our eyes. The naval force is in full control over the region and monitors all the military moves of the enemies in the region," he said.

Norwegian subs move North
More international focus on the High North and increased Russian Navy activities in the region has made the Norwegian Defence move more subs towards the Barents Sea. In a televised reportage from NRK, Norwegian submarine crew members now tell about intelligence operations against Russian vessels. Russian vessels have the last months on several occasions operated outside the Norwegian coast, and Norwegian authorities have now requested an explanation from Russia.

After a decade of low activities in the Barents Sea, the area is now again becoming the playground for navy interests. In a reportage from Norwegian broadcaster NRK today, Norwegian Navy officials confirm that Russian war ships the last months have stepped up activities along the Norwegian coast, and that sonar has been used against Norwegian submarines.  The Russian offensive now spurs increased Norwegian submarine activities in the region, NRK reports.

Head of the Norwegian submarine forces, Erik Bøe, says the Norwegian Navy is stepping up its presence in the High North in line with government policy. He also confirms that the submarines are cooperating closely with the Norwegian intelligence services, as well as with special task units.

Deputy Minister in the Norwegian Ministry of Defence, Espen Barth Eide, says to NRK that the government will use more resources on getting better overview over Russian activities. At the same time Norwegian authorities are reported to have requested Russia to reason the higher activities in the area.

Norway has six Ula-Class submarines.

Thai Military to press for submarines
Military leaders will press the next government for more arms purchases, citing the need to equip their forces with newer equipment to cope with security threats in the long term.  Gen Boonrawd said the modernisation plan for the military has been stalled over the past decade and added that now is the time to upgrade the armed forces, which were lagging behind others in the region.

He was referring to the financial crisis in 1997, which prompted the government to slash the defence budget as administrative leaders were forced to mobilise limited financial resources to revitalise the sagging economy and rebuild international confidence in the country at the time.

'The navy wants to buy two submarines to help it protect marine resources and national interests in the case of maritime conflicts. Navy commander Sathiraphan Keyanont used Navy Day last Tuesday to announce the desire to have two submarines, each worth about 20 billion baht.

He pointed out that some navy forces in Southeast Asia already had submarines and said equipping Thailand with submarines would boost the country's bargaining power with other countries.  ''If we do not have submarines, we will be an underdog in times of conflict at sea,'' he said in his appeal to the government to allocate a budget for the project.

The navy has lobbied for submarines in the past, but its calls were rejected by past governments.  A source said the navy was interested in buying the ships from China.

New NATO vessel tested on Loch Linnhe
The first sea trials of a new NATO rescue submarine have concluded successfully at Fort William. Rolls-Royce carried out the trial of the NATO Submarine Rescue System (NSRS) at the Underwater Centre, the UK's leading commercial diving training centre, which is based at An Aird.

The week-long trials, which ended last Friday, saw Rolls-Royce test the newly-developed NATO submarine in realistic sea conditions.

Rolls-Royce programme manager Jonty Powis said: "The extensive facilities which are provided here by the Underwater Centre and the established history with previous trials of other submersibles, such as the LR5 and UK Submarine Rescue Service, have allowed us to test the increased capability of our new remotely operated vehicles and submersibles with great confidence. "This is the first trial in open water of the NSRS, but is the first of several planned here at the Underwater Centre in Fort William."

The NSRS is jointly owned by NATO countries France, Norway and the UK and is scheduled for service in early 2008. NSRS will locate a distressed submarine, dock with it and rescue the crew. Its development follows a number of high profile incidents involving stricken submarines, such as the Kursk disaster in 2000, which resulted in the death of 118 Russian navy servicemen.

Come on Boof, grab the plastic bags, those bloody cane toads are in the pool again.................................

The Slops Van now has 3 submarine DVDs for sale.  With Christmas only a couple of months away it may be a good stocking filler.  Go to the Slops Van now for Details.

Sunday, 18th NOVEMBER 2007

A busy week and I have had bobcats and dozers tearing the place apart to put in slabs, driveways and the pool.  Needless to say, it rained and I now have my own mudbath to play in.  Next problem is to work out what to do with the excess dirt (for dirt read clay)?  But progress at last, I should be in the pool by next Thursday they say, only one problem, still no electrician to install power to the area. Once the pool is up and running I am off to Sydney for a few weeks R&R.

If you ordered a Kursk DVD and it has not arrived, please accept my apology, but I only ordered a few to test the waters and more will be here this week.

Not much time today so this week's entry will be brief.  If you have anything of interest, buzzes or bullshit, that may be of interest please send it in for next week's log.

Around the Traps

Northern Queensland Branch Secretary Garth Schmidt reported a very successful meeting was held by the Branchver the weekend of 9,10 & 11 of November. He said "It was well attended but with almost as many apologies tendered as members turning up. I guess that we are entering that time of year. All gathered for the meet & greet on Friday evening at the Ingham RSL, who were once again magnificent hosts. The meeting was held on the Saturday afternoon, followed by dinner at the RSL, who layed on a sumptuous buffet for just us. Sunday morning saw us attend the 1100 service and then back to the RSL where, president Mal Bridge presented the RSL president, Lloyd Greentree with an engraved set of plaque dolphins." Kevin Marengo longs dashing in his tropical rig......

Ian Taber has returned from his trip down memory lane and reports "We have just returned home from Wagga after visiting Jim Redwood in the Base Hospital. He was admitted last Monday with breathing difficulties and is still undergoing tests to determine the cause. As soon as results are known I will pass them on. Anne thinks he may be home on Monday.  On a lighter note it must be the season for visiting China. Liz and went there in September for two weeks, then four days in Singapore on the way home. We found China interesting and we were surprised how modern the cities were, the Olympics have probably made the difference as they were hoping to get the 2000 games Our accommodation was excellent, food good, although we have not indulged in a Chinese meal since arriving home. Singapore has changed a lot, but then I remembered it had been 43 years since I was last there."

Terry 'Coyote' Wyatt writes "Back in Cairns, I have been down in Nowra with youngest son who had some hospital time. I arrived down on the Monday windy raining and COLD, it was like being in Scotland so cold. By Saturday it was nice enough to have a game of Bowls at Nowra Bowl’s club. Sunday I went over to Bombaderry to their Remembrance Service. OIC was the President of Bombaderry RSL Sub Branch Bob O'Grady, a submariner. He ran a well organised Service, thanks to TS Shoalhaven Cadets. Laying a wreath for the RAN was another submariner, WO of the Ship HMAS Albatross, WO Scouse Bromley, he looked real well. After the Service we went back at Bob's Club we had a few ales, hardly any serving personnel. Well back in Cairns to hot wet rain and watching Cyclone GUBA develop."

Phil Solomon seems to be enjoying life! "G'Day Norm, how are they hanging? Looks like you are enjoying the best of remote living, ie, trying to get a tradie to do anything. Having the same problems here in Airlie Beach as there is so much construction going on that you have to buy a tradie a Mercedes Ute just to get them to come for a quote!! All good here, Lots of renovations happening and my outdoor spa is now installed after promising the electrician my first born (didn't have the heart to tell him that it's a boy and a birdie to boot). Spent the first night in it with three (read it and weep), yep, THREE women. Ya gotta love Airlie Beach. Just wish I was young enough to remember what I was supposed to do with three women .... I hate old timers memory loss!! Shoulda got a photo just to remind me of what I forgot. Didn't get down your way for Island Time party, was helping a mate (yeah, I've got a few) take his boat down to Mackay for a refit .... shit, still taking boats into refit, will life ever change??"

Stuart 'Milly' Milburn has responded to the item last week from Kevin 'boong' Curtis. "Boong claims I have been a sick puppy for a long time. That's not nice. I haven't been well and I am unique is more appropriate. I was ahead of my time. Look at the Navy now. Woman are serving in ship and submarines at sea. I was doing it back in the 70s. I was always happy to be in in the dress of the day. I did cross dressing before Klinger. I was always tolerant and open to the opposite sex and mostly the one's in between. Some of my most wonderful relationships were up top. That was until I sobered up or got what I wanted. You know good time, long time!!!! Remember, You buy me sticky green drink for jobbie jobbie. Patpong has changed since those wonderful days. Most sailors clamed to have a lady in every port. I had a boiler, beanie or ladyboy. Call me trisexual. I danced on the toilet roof in Bugis St, didn't you? I danced to the time warp and the lumberjack song. Traditions of many and I still do, except when the doctor increases the medication. People trying to tarnish my high standards in human decency. Get the brasso something needs polishing!!!!"

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'  ~ Jack Handy

Peter Smith writes "I think our members may be interested with this email and my reply:

"As the Secretary of the Barrow in Furness Branch of the Submariners Association I have just been passed a copy of In Depth and have seen the article about Commander Norman Shaw and the J Class Submarines.

I have been researching the J Class Crews (and Spare Crew) at the time of the handover to the RAN in 1919 and thought that you might be able to make use of the Crew Lists. As you will see from the attachment the majority of the crews were RN Officers and Ratings loaned for 2 or 3 years. Although some were of Australian birth and some (a few) were Submarine AE2 crew and survivors of the Turkish POW Camps. Most of the AE2 people were nominated as Spare Crew and took passage in HMAS PLATYPUS.

I have included both their Australian Official Numbers and their RN Official numbers as appropriate. Quite a few of the RN Crew elected to remain in Australia at the end of their loan and may be related to some of your current day
submariners - you never know!

The Australian Service Records of those listed are all available free via the NAA 'Record Search' Website. The appropriate RN Records are also available via the British National Archive Website but will cost you £3.50 a time to down load.

Hope this is of use to your Associations, Regards Barrie Downer"


Peter responded:

"Many thanks for this email and the list of the crews of the J class, the information has already been of help. There is a grave on Thursday Island that stated "H G Haggis Submarine 7". I think Stoker 1st Class Henry George Haggis died from the Spanish flu on the way out to Australia. Two other crewmen from J5 were taken ashore at Thursday Island all the boats were put in quarantine and the crews were not allowed near any of the Islanders.

Your research has proven that Haggis was in J7, there were thoughts that the Submarine 7 may have been the seventh boat to arrive at Thursday Island as AE1 and AE2 also called there on the way out to Australia.

Because of the flu, the disease probably picked up in Singapore, the boats were not allowed assess to the ports down the Queensland coast until the flu had run its course. The crews on the boats were unhappy as their foo
d was very meagre and had hoped to stock up at Thursday Island, I believe they would have been very happy when they finally got to Sydney and have leave.

By the way J7 was the senior boat LCDR O E Hallifax RN was the senior officer out of all the COs. Regards, Peter Smith"

A Conservative Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."  The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.

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A Day to Remember
Fourth Submarine Squadron Re-union and Plaque un-veiling HMAS Penguin 30 September 2007 by Dan Jordan

From near and far they had travelled
As if to the bos’n’s pipe call
At HMAS Penguin’s gangway they gathered
To share their sea stories tall

The ‘ white tops ‘ were there in profusion
A sign of the years that had passed
Like the seas they had once sailed together
‘ white horses ‘ were there ‘round the mast

The greetings and handshakes were warming
As shipmates of old met once more
although hard to put names to faces
a few words soon made things more sure

Proudly wearing their blazers and badges
To show where they one time had served
The men of the ‘ Trade’ together again
The ‘bond’ still intact and preserved

The gathering was there for a purpose
A Re-union part of the plan
With a plaque to un-veil to the ‘ Squadron ‘
To the ‘ boats ‘, each and every man

The ‘ boats ‘ are named in their order
And the time ‘ they ‘ had served for the “ Queen “
The ‘ men ‘ far too many to name it seems
But their ‘spirits’ were there, though unseen

Telemachus , Tactician and Thorough first
Aurochs , Andrew and Anchorite then
The Tapir , the Trump and the Tabard
With Taciturn making the ‘ ten ‘

All gone now and part of our history
The ‘ boats ‘ and the ‘men’ of the ‘ crews ‘
No longer to hear ‘ harbour stations ‘
And wait for the turn of the ‘ screws ‘

A thought must be shared of our ‘loved ones’
Always there on return from the sea
They too were a part of the ‘ picture’
Without them where would we be

But there at the gathering was ’ something ‘
The air filled with ghosts of a sound
The thud of ‘donks’ charging the batteries
The voices of men seaward bound

And hark is that a dog I hear barking
I’m sure that I’ve heard it before
Was it ‘ Nigger ‘ returned for the meeting
To greet all his ‘ mates ‘ now ashore

Yes the settings were still so familiar
As if it was all yesterday
The ‘good old days’ indeed they were
As we gazed out o’er Hunters Bay

Then what else could make it more special
Than the call at ‘that time’ of the day
Once more the pipe sounded ‘ up spirits ‘
It was ‘tot time’ and the lad
s thought hurray

No doubt as the tots were being scuppered
And thoughts turned to old make and mends
An appropriate time for a silent toast
To those we call ‘absent friends’

The success of the ‘day’ was outstanding
Its purpose achieved with full marks
Now the spirit of the men and the ‘ boats ‘ they once manned
Will be remembered long after they’ve passed

Let’s hope that the plaque and memorial
Will be given the respect they are due
As they all left their mark at ‘Balmoral’
‘Royal Navy’ the ‘boats’ and their ‘crew’

Ne’er to be for
gotten by any
Who had served in S/M 4
Whether ploughing the waves of the ocean
Or off for a great ‘ run ashore ‘

The memories are priceless to everyone
Once part of the ‘Squadron’ long gone
So let’s raise our glasses and make a toast
To each and everyone

Alas, time to ‘drop the anchor ‘
And time to take a rest
Here’s ‘ cheers ‘ to ‘old ships’, a final toast
to wish everyone ‘all the best’

Thanks for the memories

To the men and boats of the Fourth Submarine Squadron 1949-1967

ICE - In Case of Emergency
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.  If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as 'ICE.'

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today! (I have stored the number of Bunnings into mine)

New British Navy
Details have been released regarding Britain 's next generation of fighting ships: the Royal Navy is proud of the cutting edge capability of the fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Costing £750 million, they have been designed to meet the needs of the 21st century; in addition to state of the art technology, weaponry, and guidance systems, the ships will comply with the very latest employment, equality, health & safety and human rights legislation.

They will be able to remain at sea for several months and positively bristle with facilities. For instance;

  • The new user friendly crow's nest comes equipped with wheelchair access. Live ammunition has been replaced with paintballs to reduce the risk of anyone getting hurt and to cut down on the number of compensation claims. Stress counselors and lawyers will be on duty 24hrs a day, and each ship will have it's own onboard industrial tribunal.

  • The crew will be 50/50 men and women, and balanced in accordance with the latest Home Office directives on race, gender, sexuality and disability. Sailors will only have to work a maximum of 37hrs per week in line with Brussels Health & Safety rules even in wartime!

  • All bunks will be double occupancy, and the destroyers will all come equipped with a maternity ward and crèche, situated on the same deck as the Gay Disco.

  • Tobacco will be banned throughout the ship, but cannabis will be allowed in the mess. The Royal Navy is eager to shed its traditional reputation for "Rum, Sodomy and the lash"; out goes the occasional rum ration which is to be replaced by Perrier water, although sodomy remains this has now been extended to include all ratings under 18. The lash will still be available but only by request.

  • Condoms can be obtained from the Bosun in a variety of flavours, except Capstan Full Strength.

  • Saluting officers has been abolished because it is elitist; it is to be replaced by the more informal "Hello Sailor".

  • All notices on boards will be printed in 37 different languages and braille.

  • Crew members will no longer be required to ask permission to grow beards or moustaches, even the women.

  • The MOD is working on a new "Non specific" flag based on the controversial British Airways "Ethnic" tailfin design, because the white ensign is considered to be offensive to minorities.

Sea Trials are expected to take place soon, when the first of the new destroyers HMS Cautious, sets out on her maiden mission it will be escorting boat loads of illegal immigrants across the channel to ports on the south coast.

The ship is due to be launched soon in a ceremony conducted by Captain Hook from the Finsbury Park Mosque who will break a petrol bomb over the hull. The ship will gently slide into the water to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People played by the Royal Marines.

The Prime Minister said that "While the ships reflected the very latest of modern thinking they were also capable of being up graded to comply with any new legislation. His final words were " Britain never, never waives the rules!"

The Slops Van now has 3 submarine videos for sale.  With Christmas only a couple of months away it may be a good stocking filler.  Go to the Slops Van now for Details.

Raytheon to Develop Solution for Submarine Communications
Raytheon Company has been awarded a $5.2 million U.S. Navy development contract to deliver a tactical paging solution that improves submarine communications.  "Submarine communication protocols are much the same as they were 60 years ago," said Jerry Powlen, vice president, Network Centric Systems' Integrated Communications Systems. "Integrating satellite communications with acoustic Deep Siren technology dramatically changes this paradigm by enabling a commander anywhere in the world to contact a submarine immediately regardless of the submarine's speed or depth."

Raytheon's Deep Siren system employs acoustic, expendable buoys that, when contacted through the Global Information Grid, enable long-range communications from a buoy to a submarine throughout its area of operations. The range is dependent on environmental conditions. Buoys can be launched from multiple platforms providing the Navy with increased flexibility.

Submarines routinely initiate communications or adhere to previously established communication schedules to make contact with commanders. This process introduces operational time delays and severely limits a submarine's ability to fully participate across the spectrum of naval missions.

Deep Siren is a critical technology for the Navy's first generation of Undersea FORCEnet communications equipment. The technology is part of the Communications at Speed and Depth effort to provide real-time communications with submarines regardless of their operational profile.

Raytheon teamed with RRK Technologies, Ltd., Glasgow, Scotland, and Ultra Electronics Maritime Systems, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, to deliver the capability. 

Scorpenes Not Expected To Start Regional Arms Race
Malaysia's procurement of two Scorpene-class submarines worth RM3.4 billion will not trigger any regional arms as Malaysia is not the first country in the region to boost its naval capabilities with underwater attack craft. Dr Tang Siew Mun, a lecturer at Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia's (UKM) School of History, Political and Strategic Studies whose expert areas are strategy, war and use of force said Malaysia had made it clear that it never intended to be a military power. "The number (of submarines) we bought are too small, one is on the way and another is being build. It doesn't really make much difference in terms of strategic power balance in the region," Dr Tang told Bernama in an interview here recently.

Dr Tang said military-advanced countries like Singapore and Australia will not be alarmed by Malaysia's acquisition of the submarines as they have adequate anti-submarine platforms.

There has never been any arms race in South East Asia as most of the countries in this region have limited capabilities especially in terms of finances. Even during the Cold War era, security were underwritten by either Soviet Union or the United States. "Why should other countries be worried with Malaysia having submarines? Just after the Cold War, Indonesia bought former East German navy ships.

"Are we worried? Should we buy more arms to compete with the Indonesians? The answer is no," Dr Tang exclaimed, adding that those ships are not operational due to lack of funds. "The point is even if we want to compete and have an arms race with other countries, we do not have the money to do that, more importantly we do not have the need to do that because we don't see them as enemies," he said.

Submarines are crucial because our maritime border is extensive. The Melaka Straits is very important for international shipping while the territorial waters off Sabah is very porous, Dr Tang said. Therefore, building a dedicated submarine based in Teluk Sepanggar, Sabah to enhance our naval presence in very important. The submarines will enhance Malaysia's military presence and give the country extra options during conflicts.

Even though there is no war going on, these submarines can be used for a wide range of missions like surveillance, naval blockades, information and intelligence-gathering as well as the landing and retrieval of special forces. "Having submarines gives the country a strategic edge. For example, we have undersea cables for electricity, oil and gas pipes. When we have valuable assets undersea, we need to protect them against the possibility of sabotage.

"If we don't, then we are vulnerable to terrorism and attacks. In this sense, the submarines really boost our strategic option," Dr Tang said.

The introduction of the submarines has elevated the Royal Malaysian Navy to a higher level, strategically, and capability-wise. It will bring new dimensions to the country's defence and strategic calculations, Tang said.

It is a big challenge for the Royal Malaysian Navy because being sailors on a ship is very different from being submariners. "Submariners have different mindset. There is a lot of psychological toll. Imagine being cooped up for three months with no sunlight and outside contact. It is a test on your mental and physical toughness," he said, adding that submariners cannot afford to make mistakes.

The requirement for high-quality training and workforce will push the navy to a new level of professionalism.
 

  Come on Boof, if we leave now we can get to Bunnings before they close.................


Sunday, 11th NOVEMBER 2007 - We Will Remember Them

Today is Remembrance Day and I hope that many of you found time to attend a Service of Remembrance to honour those that served and for those that died for their countries.  The sad death of our men serving overseas in recent weeks brings home the fact that we all owe so much to so few, and we should never forget these sacrifices.  Our thoughts go to all those currently serving overseas, and to those that have returned but are still coming to grips with their experiences.

Getting things done in the bush has improved, I have now arranged for a concreter to come in and do my driveways and garage pads as well as the area around the pool.  He agreed to bring my job ahead to coincide with the pool installation next week.  Then a call that took the shine off the deal, the pool has been delayed a week.  On the up side it gives me breathing space to find an electrician to supply power to the pool and garage................. The other hiccup, the painter never showed up and this is a cause of irritation as I have the carpet man lined up for when the painting is finished.  When I working my main headache was employing staff, some things never change. Now I know why men get married, woman seem to have more luck arranging tradesmen.

More rain this week and my water supply is looking healthier, about 25% in my inground tank and my new 'pool top up tank' is about 50% full.  As the new tank was higher than the downpipes on the garage I had to dig a hole and sink the tank so that water would run into it.

Had my first up close encounter with the possums last night.  About 0200 I heard strange noises and went onto my verandah and discovered mum and her baby paying a visit.  There were two others in the trees and after about 20 minutes they joined them.  I stayed up for about an hour and a half, they were beautiful little creatures and I look forward to future visits. In the morning I went out to the back verandah and discovered that they had found my fruit bowl, it seems that bananas are popular with possums.

Around the Traps.................

There have been reports of problems with the SUBCON 2008 web site.  I do not publish this site but the ACT Branch have been working on the problem and you should have no problems now. Geoff Burns wrote "Just to let you know that our improved website is now available at the old address www.subcon2008.org please put this on the events page, this site contains a new “working” EOI/registration form to satisfy all those that were having trouble with the old one."

Boot Hatfield has suggested that a meeting of ex Ovens commissioning crew meet to celebrate her 40th Birthday in 2009. This is a great idea, especially as SUBCON 2009 is being held in Perth, Oven's home berth. Seems a good idea to combine the both as we will have a lot of members already there. Anyone with any thoughts on the matter contact me.

Ken Williams received this picture from Kevin “Boong” Curtis, an ex UC skimmer that change over and paid off recently as a LCDR. It is a real blast from the past, Stu "Milly" Milburn when he was an ABUC in Parramatta in 1976; just before he went to boats. It was Melbourne Cup day at sea. Kev said "Even then he longed for the opportunity to dress up. He has been a 'sick little puppy' for a long time."   I'll second that............... By the way, Milly is the one in pink.....

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Adelaide member Barry 'Tug' Wilson writes "Believe it or not but I have finally got my own E mail address at home. I have been keeping up to date with your great web page at work. We have two teenage girls at home and I tell you its no easy matter to try and get a shot on the computer. They always seem to be doing homework, so they say, or are just chatting to friends. Anyway now that I am up and running things will change.  Glad the move went well and that you have settled in to your new surrounds. Sounds like you are having fun. Hope you are not missing the job to much. We (Fred Butcher, Roy Collins and I) attended Terry Cain’s funeral last week, sad to see mates go so young. Well mate, got to get going, hope you and Boof are well." At least I don't have to share the computer with Boof.

Doug Steley, an ex RAAF chappy from Queensland found a photo of Rick Steley taken in 1970 in the site's photo album and asked "I am just curious as there is only one Steley family in the world so we are obviously related in some way. Do you know any more details about Rick or why his photo was in the newsletter?" I forwarded the email to Rick, who is currently working in Darwin for an answer. 

Neil Wallace is jetsettting in some exotic places by the sounds of it. "Well that's Iceland or Island as they call it, ie Island. Less than 48 hrs there is enough, felt like 48 days. The expression like a wet Sunday afternoon in Iceland comes to mind. Boring comes to mind. Nice enough people, a bit Tasmania-ish given the small population, but nice enough. Now back at Stockholm airport awaiting Finnair to Helsinki, then Hong Kong. Pick up Cathay in HK to Singers. Temps now hanging around zero. Was below that in Reykjavik this morning with the wind blowing."  Tough job, but the someone has to do it.

Gus and Rosemary Gillis spent a pleasant day with Billy O'Brien and Hazel at his home at Glenmore Park last weekend. Gus said that Billy has been a very lucky boy and his recovery from his accident has been a miracle. His short term memory is a bit shaky but he sure remembers the old times. He returns to hospital in a few weeks to have the bone replaced in his forehead. It is fortunate that Bill landed on his head, it is the thickest part of him, anywhere else and he may have been 'really' hurt.  Love ya mate! The photo of Bill, Ross Cameron, Gus and Burke Rogge was taken on Ovens.

Norm O'Neill's not a bad bloke for an ex pongo.  He has been instrumental in saving much of our submarine history through his role with the WA Maritime Museum and other avenues too.  He wrote "I'm glad we persevered and had the Fin from Orion gifted to the Naval Association and the People of Rockingham.  It will be a lasting monument to those who served in the Oberon Class Submarines here in Australia and a absolutely wonderful place for the remaining part of the former Last of the Class HMAS Orion to end her days in the Naval Park." 

Fred Lawrence writes "A beautiful day for Poppy Day here in the West. Quite a buzz to be accosted and offered money by the bright young things on their way to work, resplendent in spring garb and long legs etc, etc. It was nice to see the younger people seemed to give the most and many wanted to know why we were collecting. Young Asian folk were most generous. The stingiest were Caucasian types in their mid 30s-40s. Would not make eye contact or respond to a cheery hello, many even crossed the road to get away. Photo attached of Peter Ray and myself, Buster Keating attended also, but had departed the scene prior to the photo."  The WA Branch of the Association commemorated Remembrance Day at a Service alongside Ovens at the WA Maritime Museum and toured Ovens and the Museum on completion.

Geoff Piesse was the bearer of bad news this week, reporting the death of Charles Yandell, known by all that ever had a refit or docking at CODOCK. He wrote "Yesterday I attended the funeral of Charles Yandell in Coffs Harbour. A number of Charlie's old colleagues had made the trip north including Norrie McMillan and Jim Morton. Alan Saunders also made it up from South West Rocks. I was the only ex-serving member there however the chapel was filled with many people who came to pay there final respects. It was a beautiful service and a number of friends and families spoke including one of his grand-daughters who's words were particularly moving. Norrie spoke and was able to tell the many there the impact and love Charlie had for submarines both in his time at Scotts in Greenock where he started as the 15 year old through to the many years he spent at Codock where most of us remember him from. Charlie has donated all his submarine memorabilia to a small military museum in Bowraville (inland from Macksville). It is quite extensive so if any one is passing that way it is worth a look. I was also able to have a chat about old times to Charlie's wife Irene who has many fond memories of submariners and the many parties they attended. It was good to go and say farewell to a man who had such a positive impact on the success of Australian Oberon Class Submarines." He was a nice bloke and will be missed by all that knew him.

Peter Smith wrote "I will be sending you In Depth later this morning I sorry that I have not sent it soon have been tied up with other things including making sure Goldie Horne gets his sea time up on Pacific Dawn. Attached is a photo of Goldie on the balcony of his cabin."  Goldie has had more sea time as a civvy than he did while in the mob!


Port Macquarie resident Tom O'Farrell wrote . "Many thanks for your birthday wishes. How did you know? This reminds me of something Norm Dingemans once said to me when we were last in U.K. He said "Meet Pat (that's his Wife) and I in the pub in the village". This was all very well, but when we got to this village, there were two pubs. Anyhow. At the suggested time of us meeting, in they strode to my welcome of "Hey now, you didn't tell me that there were two pubs?".  To which he replied, "O.K. I thought that with your submariner's intuition, you'd know which one". Can you beat it?"

Tom continued "He was our Torpedo Officer on Sealion, a Lieutenant at the time. Also, he was the O.O.W. up in the fin when I was the lookout on this dark and nasty night, and up the voicepipe came the sound of Mick Beamish humming away to the tune of The March Hare. Dinge looked at me and said"O'Farrell. Who is that on the helm?" I replied that "I don't know Sir". The next thing was (in between numerous "goffers" soaking us both - dressed in our "penguin suits" was "Control Room"? "Control Room Sir". "Who is that idiot on the voicepipe"? Back came the reply, "Which end Sir?".We both hooted with laughter at this, but what could be done?  I next came across him in 1985 (or was it '87?), when there was the Tall Ships thing in Sydney, and ships from all over the place arrived for the celebration. I was reading the paper, and homed in on warships from the R.N. I noticed that H.M.S. Beaver was mentioned, together with the names of all the ships Captains. N.G. Dingemans was mentioned, and I wondered if this Capt. N.G.Dingemans was the same one I knew a little more than twenty years past. Sure enuf it was.

I managed to get him on the 'phone, and told him that there were six others that he knew here in Oz. Mick Beamish, Stewart Prigmore, Len Case, Dave Griffiths Dave Smith (from Worthing) and myself all from the first commission of Sealion SO7. That started it all. "Gather up all the guys Tom, and have them at the end of Wooloomooloo pier at 1630, and I'll have an escort there to meet you all, and come and see me". We - well four of us and our Wives - assembled at the appropriate spot at the appropriate time, and were escorted to Beaver. Having been entertained in his Sea Cabin, and being served by him personally, he really made us welcome, taking us all over the ship that normally civilians would not ever be allowed. A great few hours - all adding to his mess bill...

I've to go over to U.K. again in January, as my younger Son is getting married in Dublin. Can you imagine, standing at sixty degrees in the cold, sleet, rain, and whatever else the gods throw at us in February? Doesn't thrill me much and that's for sure.

Did you hear about the sandwich that walked into a bar and asked for a schooner of beer. The Barman replied "Sorry mate, we don't serve food here"??. O.K. I'm going now. Cheers, Norm , and thanks again."

Health matters - Veteran's Hearing Services
DVA FACTS HSV22
- This fact sheet outlines the arrangements for hearing services for eligible members of the veteran community. These arrangements include rehabilitation, including the fitting of a free hearing aid/device which meets the members individual clinical needs.

What are hearing services?
Hearing Services consist of hearing assessments, management and hearing rehabilitation, including the fitting of hearing device(s) where needed.

DVA’s Hearing Arrangements
The Department of Veterans’ Affairs’ (DVA) hearing services, which includes maintenance of hearing aids, are provided through the Office of Hearing Services (OHS) which is part of the Australian Government Department of Health and Ageing.

Australia's Oil Crisis
A lot of people in Australia can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil, we just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in places like Bass Strait, East Queensland Shale Fields, Canning Basin, Perth Basin and North-West Continental Shelf but our DIPSTICKS, however, are located in Canberra!

Vice-Admiral Sir Arthur Hezlet dies aged 93
Vice-Admiral Sir Arthur Hezlet, who died on Wednesday aged 93, was a Second World War submarine ace later appointed the Royal Navy's youngest captain at 36 and its youngest admiral at 45. He joined "the trade" in 1935, and served in Regulus on the China Station before passing his "perisher" exam in 1940.

He was Flag Officer Submarines from 1959 to 1961, when he was awarded the CB. He became Flag Officer Scotland and Northern Ireland and was promoted vice-admiral in 1964 when he was appointed KBE, but their Lordships were increasingly dubious about his strategic views, and he unexpectedly retired.

In 1941 he was sent as relief commanding officer in the "Fighting" 10th Submarine Flotilla based at Malta, where he took over command of Upholder from Lieutenant David Wanklyn, VC, for what was to be his only uneventful patrol.

Hezlet then took temporary command of Unique, the sole survivor of three submarines sent to patrol the shallow waters off Tunisia which attacked a convoy bound for North Africa. He sank the 11,400-ton troopship Esperia, but was counter-attacked and, not knowing that Unique was leaking fuel from an external tank which gave away his position, he was bombed repeatedly by an Italian flying boat. Nevertheless, he survived and after only nine days in command was awarded the DSC for his courage and skill.

Next Hezlet stood in for "Black" Mackenzie, in command of Ursula, and was again successful against a convoy. Later, while attempting to destroy a railway bridge by gunfire, he exchanged shots with the Italian army before finally diving when attacked by aircraft. Hezlet sailed for home in September 1941 with Ian McGeoch as his first lieutenant: such was the shortage of ammunition on Malta that he was only allowed to take two torpedoes with him, but en route he was ordered on patrols off the Azores and the west coast of occupied France.

Between March and May 1942 he commanded the submarine Trident in the Arctic, where he was ordered to wait in ambush for German capital ships to emerge from hiding in the Norwegian fjords; to his chagrin he had to let two U-boats pass when he thought bigger game was afoot. For his part in the protection of convoy PQ16 he was mentioned in dispatches for distinguished service.

In September 1942 Hezlet began to work with midget submarines, for which he devised the "Hezlet Rail", a bar and strap fitted to stop men being washed off casings. He commanded Thresher, one of six towing submarines which took part in Operation Source, the attack by midget submarines on German ships in Altenfjord; he was mentioned in dispatches a second time for outstanding courage and devotion to duty.

Then, in 1944-45, Hezlet made the submarine Trenchant famous, and synonymous with himself; his skilful personal memoir HMS Trenchant at War: from Chatham to the Banka Strait came out in 2001 to coincide with the centenary of the British Submarine Service.

On September 23 1944, off Penang in the Straits of Malacca, he intercepted the long-range German submarine U-859, which was one hour from the end of a six-month voyage from Kiel with a secret cargo destined for the Japanese munitions industry. In difficult conditions with a heavy swell running and a second U-boat lurking, Hezlet conducted a snap attack using his stern tubes, and hit U-859 amidships. He took 10 prisoners from the water before diving to avoid a counter-attack. As he was closing the hatch a frightened face appeared, and an 11th German, who preferred British imprisonment to Japanese hospitality, politely said: "Wait for me, please."

In gratitude the prisoners got Trenchant's German-designed water distillation plant to work for the first time during the commission. Hezlet was awarded his first DSO for outstanding courage, skill and undaunted devotion to duty.

He also conducted the last two-man submarine, or chariot, attack of the war. When this was launched at the Japanese-held harbour of Phuket, Thailand, it was thought to be tantamount to suicide. But Hezlet carried two chariots there and, after careful reconnaissance, recovered the crews, in time for them to watch their targets blowing up.

On June 8 1945 he dived through a minefield to attack the Japanese heavy cruiser Ashigara, which had embarked some 1,600 troops and matériel in Batavia (modern Jakarta); he had last seen Ashigara in 1937 at King George VI's coronation review. Alerted by signal intelligence the American submarines Blueback and Chub had sighted a group of warships but were unable to reach a firing position. The American radio messages were intercepted by Hezlet, accompanied by Guy Clarabut in Stygian.

As the senior officer, Hezlet set up an ambush in the Banka Strait between the south-eastern coast of Sumatra and Banka Island, through which he was sure the cruiser would pass when she returned to Singapore. Twice detected and attacked by the escorting Japanese destroyer Kamikaze, he sighted Ashigara hugging the Sumatran coast. First Clarabut attacked the destroyer but missed, then Hezlet fired eight torpedoes from his bow tubes at 4,800 yards range at Ashigara, which tried to comb the tracks but was trapped between the shore and a minefield. As Ashigara disappeared behind a pall of smoke, Hezlet summoned more than 30 of his crew to witness their handiwork through the periscope, before being reattacked by Kamikaze and making for the open sea. Hezlet was awarded a Bar to the DSO and the US Legion of Merit.

RN Submariners take part in Remembrance Day Service
Staff and trainees at the Royal Navy Submarine School (RNSMS) at HMS Raleigh on Friday 9th November to remember all those in the Submarine Service who lost their lives while serving their country. Joined by representatives from the Plymouth and London branches of the Submariner Association, wreaths were laid at the Statue of the Unknown Submariner outside the RNSMS. Among the wreath layers was Commander (Cdr) Rob Dunn, Officer in Charge of the school. His grandfather, Petty Officer Telegrapher James Storr, was lost on board the submarine ,HMS P222, during the second World War. The submarine was on patrol in the Mediterranean in 1942 but failed to arrive at her programmed destination. Subsequent records showed that an Italian destroyer had sighted a submarine surfacing to the west of Capri on the night of 12th December. Three accurate depth charge attacks were conducted as the submarine crash dived and after a fourth all contact was lost.

Cdr Dunn, aged 43 from Plymouth, said: "There can be no doubt that the submarine in question was P222 and the Captain, four officers and 42 men were lost, including my grandfather. I wasn't fortunate enough to know him, but my thoughts were with him during the minute silence. This service was about remembering the 167 submarines and crews that have been lost since the Royal Navy Submarine Service came into being in 1901. As well as those lost in conflict, it was also about remembering those lost in peacetime, most recently the two submariners serving on HMS Tireless."

Very interesting web site - Global Incidence Map & Report. When you click on the website link below, a world Map comes up showing what strange & dangerous things are happening right now in every country in the entire world & is updated every few minutes. You can move the map around, zero in on any one area & actually up-load the story of what is going on. It is amazing when you can see the things that are happening right here in the U.S., sometimes right in your own state or even your city. Global Incident Map: There is a lot happening in our world every minute. This "map" updates every 460 seconds...constantly 24/7.  Click on any icon on the map for text update information.  It's not just about Terrorism - it's about everything happening every minute some place in the world of terrorism threats, explosions, airline incidents, etc.

Zen thoughts........................
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Eternal Patrol
Lieutenant Commander Clive Ernest Tayler MiD RANVR died in Victoria on Thursday, 1 November 2007. Clive voluntarily joined the Royal Australian Navy in the early part of World War Two as an Ordinary Seamen under the Yachtsmen Scheme. After completing training at HMAS Cerberus and HMAS Rushcutter he was promoted to either Midshipman or Sub Lieutenant and sent overseas to assist the Royal Navy.

In early 1943 Clive volunteered for submarines, he joined HMS/m H34 to undertake his Part Three training during February to April. Later in April Clive joined HMS/m Sea Rover and for the next six months under took patrols in the North Sea.  In September 1943 Clive reported to the training boat HMS/m H50 for three months. After that stint, Clive joined HMS/m Vivid in November as the Lieutenant Torpedo Officer in the Commissioning crew, after work up Vivid was dispatched to Malta in June 1944. During her patrols between June and October Clive was Mentioned in Dispatches. In October 1944, Clive left Vivid and joined HMS/m Sirdar in the Far East in April 1945 just in time to see the war in Europe come to an end. Clive's time in Sirdar was very short, he left submarines in May 1945.  When Clive returned to civilian life he had advanced to Lieutenant Commander RANVR. He joined the Association in October 1985.

Our condolences to Clives family and wife Joan.


Terry Roy "Top Cat" Cain died on Monday 29th October at the Mary Potter Hospice, Adelaide. Terry Cain, aged 54 years. Terry had been ill with cancer for some time. Our sincere condolences to Terry’s fiancé, Sandy, and his family.

Terry served as an ABETSSM in submarines. He did his Part Three in HMAS Ovens in 1973, later in that year he joined HMAS Otway serving in her until 1976. Terry joined the Association on ANZAC Day 1990.


Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
Mathew Hinkley reported that, when the U.S. Navy deploys a battle fleet on exercises, it takes the security of its aircraft carriers very seriously indeed.  At least a dozen warships provide a physical guard while the technical wizardry of the world's only military superpower offers an invisible shield to detect and deter any intruders. That is the theory. Or, rather, was the theory.

American military chiefs have been left dumbstruck by an undetected Chinese submarine popping up at the heart of a recent Pacific exercise and close to the vast U.S.S. Kitty Hawk - a 1,000ft supercarrier with 4,500 personnel on board.  By the time it surfaced the 160ft Song Class diesel-electric attack submarine is understood to have sailed within viable range for launching torpedoes or missiles at the carrier. According to senior Nato officials the incident caused consternation in the U.S. Navy.

The Americans had no idea China's fast-growing submarine fleet had reached such a level of sophistication, or that it posed such a threat.  One Nato figure said the effect was "as big a shock as the Russians launching Sputnik" - a reference to the Soviet Union's first orbiting satellite in 1957 which marked the start of the space age.  The incident, which took place in the ocean between southern Japan and Taiwan, is a major embarrassment for the Pentagon.

The lone Chinese vessel slipped past at least a dozen other American warships which were supposed to protect the carrier from hostile aircraft or submarines.  And the rest of the costly defensive screen, which usually includes at least two U.S. submarines, was also apparently unable to detect it.

Analysts believe Beijing was sending a message to America and the West demonstrating its rapidly-growing military capability to threaten foreign powers which try to interfere in its "backyard". The People's Liberation Army Navy's submarine fleet includes at least two nuclear-missile launching vessels.  Its 13 Song Class submarines are extremely quiet and difficult to detect when running on electric motors.

SUBCON 2008

To be held in Canberra on the Queen's Birthday long weekend, commencing

Friday 6th June 2008 

The Branch would like to invite you to the Australian Capital Territory and surrounding area to partake of our hospitality and to visit the many interesting and varied places contained within our region.

Visit the SUBCON 2008 website for details and complete your Registration of Interest. 


Sunday, 4th NOVEMBER 2007

A sad week with two of our shipmates sailing on Eternal Patrol, it is always sad to hear the news.  I know that there are many of us out there with serious problems and it is unfortunate that we only hear of their problems after they have passed away.  If you know of someone please ask them if we can put a post on the Sick List so that mates can say g'day, it makes them feel better to know that someone cares.

I have had a busy week, blew up the donk on the ride on mower, they forgot to mention that the oil should be checked at regular intervals, resulting in me mowing everything with the trusty push mower.  It is not getting mowed again until the ride on is fixed, I don't care if the snakes do hide in it. 

The Plasterers were due in on Monday but rang on Sunday to say they would not be here until Tuesday.  I was very surprised and pleased that they rang, a first.  However, I was pleased too soon, as they did not turn up at all and did not ring again.  All the furniture from the rooms being plastered are blocking up the passageways and my sense of humour is failing.

The electrician rang on Thursday to say that he would be out to finish installing new power points on Saturday morning.  Having stayed home all week waiting on plasters the cupboard were getting bare and Boof and Sheela (the other dog in my life) were starting to look at me as a meal.  No problems, off to Maryborough (only 35kms away) to do the shopping after the greenie leaves I thought.  Come 1300 and no show so I ring his wife who said he was definitely coming.  1600 I left without any sighting of the bastard.... Got to the shops in time to fill a trolley of goodies and Smackos, but guess who had forgotten his wallet and almost died of embarrassment?  I must have an honest face, the Manager of Woolworths let me take the goods.  Got home and discovered the milk had leaked all through the boot of the car, but still had enough left for a cup of coffee.

So today (a very hot day) I decided to have a day off and take a day trip to Noosa Heads and arrived in time to get caught up in the Noosa Triathlon.  Not the actual Triathlon, but the road closure that was poorly signposted. Sitting by the side of the road for an hour and a half with two dogs soon had me hot and very pissed off.  At least the dogs had water and their Smackos, I had nothing!!!

As I got back from the Coast late (and I have sunstroke from sitting in the gutter), a very short entry this week, I am going to have a few Scotch and ice to sooth the inner me..  I am loving retirement, but think that I may rejoin the workforce, my life was less complicated and stressful back then................

Around the Traps....

New South Wales Branch
The NSW Branch Christmas party (Lunch) is going to be held on the 25th November at the Kirribilli 18 footers. If you could let Ken Williams know by email me if you can attend. Ken will email out the details tomembers later this week.

Western Australian Branch
The Western Australian Branch will host the Remembrance day Service alongside Submarine Ovens, WA Maritime Museum, Victoria Quay Fremantle between 1030-1100 on Sunday 11th November.  The WA Maritime Museum is keen to make the boat available for visitors, family & guests from 1100 therefore there are no plans for a post service reception. On completion of the service members are invited to board Submarine Ovens with family and friends. Please RSVP Lloyd Blake if attending.  This service commemorates Fremantle’s Submarine Fleet that operated between 1942 and 1945 consisted of a total of 164 submarines of the American, British, and Dutch Navies based and operated from Australian ports with Fremantle playing the largest role. Patrols by Fremantle based Submarines accounted for a total tonnage sunk second only to that from submarines based at Pearl Harbour. Attending the service brings the lessons of history and demonstrates our support of Submarines as an important National security asset.

Victorian Branch
Victorian Branch secretary Boot Hatfield sent a friendly reminder that November's meeting will be held at the ESU, commencing 12 noon on November 18th. Committee will meet at 11am. This is a promulgated Business Meeting and any items for Business should be in the hands of the Secretary 14 days prior to the meeting. It is hoped that Mike Rikard-Bell will be able to give an update on AE2 after the conclusion of Business at the meeting. Should prove to be very interesting. Hope to see you there.

Queensland Branch
Rob Woolrych (Secretary SAA Qld Inc) invites any ex-submariners in the SE Corner and any who are visiting the area, a simple Remembrance Day Ceremony is scheduled for the Coorparoo RSL. If any of you are able to attend your partners are most welcome so please let Rob know if you are coming (and if you are going to be accompanied).  Those who have already said they are coming please re-confirm as the Club need to know the numbers for catering purposes so in all probability there will be some form of “smallie” eats and a few beers after the event.  The service is at the Coorparoo RSL is at 45 Holdsworth St, Coorparoo on the 11th November at 1100.  Rob added "We look forward to seeing as many of you as possible at the next meeting on Sunday 13 January 2008 so put it in your calendar now."

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag ...  "Darn!" says the little old lady ..."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"  "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, "$20 or off it comes". "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!  By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

Health Matters - important information
National coordinator Max Hardy reminds members that DVA staff have been instructed by the National Manager Primary Claims to consider a range of chemicals that could contribute to certain conditions for all Claims from submariners. Hence the need to identify ourselves on the Claim Form as Submariners. A copy of the Occupational Survey Report and the resulting DVA BusinessLine are both available in the Veteran's Affairs section of Up Periscope. The purpose of this BusinessLine is to provide information to delegates administering compensation claims relating to ADF service aboard Oberon Class Submariners under the provisions of the Safety, Rehabilitation and Compensation Act 1988 (SRCA) and its predecessor legislation and the Veterans ' Entitlements Act 1986 (VEA).

Gordon Smith has sent me some advice on how to handle manage my snake situation. "G'day Norm, nice to see you are settling in the bush. This may help you with snakes etc. When I first moved up here (Hunter Valley NSW) we got regular visits from the native nasties. An old bushie told me to get a big bottle of cheap bleach and sprinkle it round the property. This supposedly keeps the buggers out, I have been doing it for the last fifteen years and so far we have not had any unwanted visitors although our neighbours get plenty (they are greenies). The only trouble I see with this is that if you have a nest of the buggers around or under your house, they will not cross the picket line caused by the bleach, so you will have to get rid of them in the time honoured manner. Hope this helps.  PS Bella (the poodle) sends Boof a big kiss XXXX)"  Now this makes sense, but I am going to need a bloody big bottle of bleach. A small one crossed the road in front of me and the dogs this week during our early morning walk (0530),  they were bigger wimps than me. 

Commanding Officer of  TS Toowoomba branch of the Australian Cadets, Warren Gardiner,  set some of his troops an interesting task, to research the tonnage or number of ships that were sunk or damaged during World War II by Australian submarines. It resulted in several calls for me supply information or to direct to appropriate references.  Good one Warren, that will get the little buggers thinking....

UK tourist LCDR JJ Williams reports "Still in the UK on exchange posting with FOST, weather has taken a turn for the colder with Winter letting us know its just around the corner. Had a visitor a few weeks ago. Don Hickey dropped in for a few days. Poor bugger came all the way over here for a few beers and arrived crook as a dog. He spent most of his time laid up on the lounge with regular dashes to the heads. After stocking up the fridge he only managed to knock back two beers the whole time he was here. Oh well I'm sure the beer wont go to waste. He is doing well for himself, he now works with Customs and is based in Broome. He left us and headed for Scotland to catch up with Kenny Barker. Hopefully he will be feeling better by the time he gets there."

Fred Lawrence may as well of stayed in the RAN, he has more pier head jumps now that he did back then.  He reports "I've got to stop planning things - because they all come unstuck. My old employer has asked me to help them out and are sending me to sea on Wednesday. So - sadly at this time I won't be at the Remembrance Day service alongside OVENS, though Barbara and Yoli will try to attend. The RN periscope service was enjoyable - a pretty good turn up by them and some hospitality afterward in the Flying Angel Club."

Peter Nimmo, in response to Birthday wishes I sent last week, wrote "It's a great birthday mate...thanks for the well wishes - I have just returned from a fishing trip to Coroboree Billabong and I have attached a picture of me and the Barra I caught."